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Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
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Stats
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 66 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
a work of art.. also the music sucks (JK)
i didt get my moneys back
genius
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Hours played at review time, across 66 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
It's the greatest game Jonathan razor blade has ever made. The game is life changing with many powerfull moments, some examples of this is: when you clicked the chicken sandwich... There's a big flaw however... The title should say: "fully realesed game please buy!!!" it was truly life changing... Hopefully Jonathan razor blade will realese another game like this! love this game 10/10 (i still haven't beaten it)
Should have listened to the title
jokes on you jonny jon jon i got it for 1,59 and not 2 dollars
this is just one big bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ only buy it to make jonny happy
the music sucks
the greatest game of all time
Really good game and also all oof the music is a banger devs got a pizza party of whatever riggy was there for some reason cool collab just a w game in general also w burger buddy and riggy surfer
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