
Do not Wishlist this game. There is nothing here.
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About
Hey guys, we're so sorry you're seeing this Steam page. One of our interns made this by accident and somehow attached a game to it. We never intended for this to be public, so we had to throw something together last minute to make it worth your while.

Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.

Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 50 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
as a wise burger once said Nyk bitn nga wvwtkawgoc. Zpmt qry ir bwk un hjmfhmhjyeim. Fvlxom hjmfhmcfx. Puc hjmfhmcfx. Knm wjaey aejx ku axpj. Puc gphkovyfx. Yk bsmx puc xp mkux. Cpo tuvxjhlkl. Xicj oar'u ce zpi hudk. Qx't bzjlio ce zpi gccka.
VERY FUN
this game actully gave me a headache but still fun
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Trends
Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Hours played at review time, across 50 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
The starting lecture was surprisingly therapeutic for me. i NEED Burgie Buddy fanfics!
i like it, its not boring, but why genuinely. what the hell. help me. im being trapped by Jonny Razer
This ♥♥♥♥ sucks ass
this is just one big bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ only buy it to make jonny happy
do NOT BUY THIS GAME
bugreu
Best 2 bucks i've ever spent on a game
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.
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