Terrian Saga: KR-17

Who the bloody ♥♥♥♥ gave this game positive review? Did you play this game past first 3 levels? This game is abolute piece of ♥♥♥♥♥ garbage turd. Even free to play would be to big of a price for this turd. This endurance and patience test and you expected to have whale's one for first and Buddha's for second. If I could make this game a living being I would torture it for the rest of eternity in the most sickest and edgiest way possible. Lets start our descent into this turd slowly. It starts as okay indie platformer. First thing I didn't like is that solid objects are not properly highlighted. You know how actuallt talented level designers would make solid platforms with more bright colors while leaving background darkened. Not in this game, everything in this game looks the same and you could never tell if this is a part of a floor or platform or just background color. Arsenal. Out turd bot posses 3 types, pea shooter that can only shoot horizontaly, manual control bullet, sub weapon such as grenade, useless ♥♥♥♥♥, useless ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 and useless ♥♥♥♥♥ 3. Sometimes you need to use manual bullet to go through couple of corridors. Could be very annoying since A) it cost "mana". B) bullet doesn't stop, you can only change its directions. But it is okay since devs were kind enough to put resuply stations near those sections. He also can get jet pack upgrade. "Jet pack? Those are cool" you'd say, "Not in this turd" I'd answer. Controls are barely toleranbe. First thing you can start flying but either holding up arrow or right bumper. In early levels level it does not matter. But later on when you required to navigate through "instant kill" narrow coridors it is very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRUSTRATING. What else? Controls are bad. There is a delay in jumping and there are moments when you need that delay to seriously ♥♥♥♥ off. Those are side scrolling levels and they suck. You want even stupider thing? Some of moving platforms... how should i say it. You can stand on them but when they move you don't. I mean you jumped on that platform and you expect to just stand on it while it moves you from point a to point b. But no you must move allong with otherwise you'll just fall down. It would be tolerable if you didn't have dash move that executes by tapping movement arrows twise. This ♥♥♥♥ doesn't make any sense since there are moving platforms that works like you expect them to work. Wanna more? There are rip off levels of good games, mainly Battletoads. several of them, included infamous snake level. I can take serious amount of heat and ♥♥♥♥, but everyone has their limits. Mine was near the end of the game where you "fight" yellow copy of your turd bot. I put fight in quotes because you don't actually fight, you just trying to survive his greande diarrhea. And after you manage that you need to fly through narroiw corridors of air mines and after that there is aerial battle. And he doesn't have a pattern, Yellow turd bot just randomly shoots at you. While you need to maintain your altitude and avoid his bullets. I couldn't take it anymore. I said "♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥, I' not ruining my nervous system anymore". How the ♥♥♥♥ you suppose to have fun there? This is beyound ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ levels, ♥♥♥♥ the devs, ♥♥♥♥ this game, ♥♥♥♥ this blue turd bot. I'm done.