Tap-Tap Adventure

Oh no pls no

Какого ♥♥♥ ты катаешься? Ты квадрат, ♥♥♥♥!

Tap-Tap Adventure is an extremely poorly made Russian mobile-app/Flash like (this is so bad it kind of inherits the worst of both worlds) physics puzzle/platformer puzzle hybrid. Gameplay consists of doing an Angry Birds like flick of a 2D retro pixel/MS-Paint like square to make it progress through platformer levels, avoiding the baddies, collecting the musical notes (the mangled Russian-English blurb says something about music, the translation is so bad, it's mostly gibberish). From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's somewhere between old retro pixel "art", and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style sprites. It looks like crap. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do graphics properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result of these decisions. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers. This looks and feels like a mobile app, but I wasn't able to find it on the app stores. Maybe it was removed, maybe it was rejected by Apple and Google (they do have more rigorous quality standards than Valve does for Steam, after all). Regardless, for all intents and purposes this is a mobile app, it has the same limitations and dumbed down qualities. It's impossible to recommend such a game to PC gamers. We don't spend all this money building gaming rigs so we can pretend they're iPhones. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. Tap-Tap Adventure is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. Because this is the kind of game you can just play for free on mobile phones, it's impossible to recommend anyone should pay money for the same experience on Steam.

マウスのドラッグの長さや方向でブロックを飛ばしていくプラットフォーマー。操作に慣れるまでが面倒で最初の1面すら苦労する。壺男とかあの手のゲームが好きな人向け。死にまくるゲームだが自機が死んでも一度処理した障害物や敵キャラなどは復活しないので、やり直す必要が無いのは良い。壺男ほど難しくないとは思うがそれでも難易度は高いのでとても全クリ出来る気がしない（全17面）。