Tales From The Arcade: Fartmania

用屁哼歌不止是你的才艺，还是你螺旋升天的手艺。 直面你是全宇宙最牛大屁崩的命运吧。 自从吃了屁篓子大豆，腰不疼腿不酸，一屁崩10层。 对着UFO的换气孔一顿噗噗噗，让这些老外（星人）速速离开你的猪猡星球。 非常逗逼搞怪的游戏，内置了好几个广告，广告展示方式巧妙。 攀登类游戏不少，这个容错率很高，很轻松，奇趣又好玩。

I'm kind of torn on recommending this. It's a good idea, nice art style etc, but there just isn't much content, even for the relatively low price. After 30 mins or so I've had two successful runs and I don't really feel like a third. I think the Devs if they are serious about this game should develop out some mini puzzle levels, angry birds style, which players can play though and try to score 3 stars. Like, 20-30 of them to make the game worth the money. They could then sell further levels as dlc.

Pinky my man, I can totally relate to you. This game touches my soul.

jump king's little brother...

Fun game. Really like the animation.

Having a lot of fun with this one. You come for the silly laughs and then you stay for some addictive gameplay!

Tales From The Arcade: Fart Mania Flappy bird… Pero con pedos. No sé qué más decir. Es Flappy bird, vertical, pero con pedos. Y me encantó. El arte está muy bien. Los sprites están buenísimos. Los pinches? Bueno, son pinches de fondo, tampoco hay tanto estilo pero funciona. Los controles son precisos. Llega un punto en el que sos uno con el metano, y entendés cómo se mueve y cómo flota el chanchito, y decís “quiero hacer todo”. Es un juego que te dan ganas de completar los 25 achievements que trae. Y te dan ganas de hacer un run, y después hacer otro run más rápido, e ir superándote de vuelta. Los diálogos son divertidos también. Cada personaje dice algo, y reacciona al gas pasajero que se filtra por el aujero sin permiso del portero y que anuncia la llegada de la próxima cagada. Esa canción era un hit cuando era chico. Junto a “Yo tengo un moco, lo saco poco a poco” estaban en el top 5 de escatología. Algo malo que tengo que decir del juego… Es que es muy corto! Por favor, más niveles del chanchito flatulento!!! Un juego en el que llevo menos de una hora y ya lo terminé dos veces. Me deja con muchas ganas de más. Este chanchito no sirve para bondiola, necesito flotar más con el porcino. Me encantó que podés hacerlo completionist, y buscar todo lo que esté escondido. Me gusta lo simple y también lo complicado que es. Para quien tiene poco tiempo, este es un juego interesante. Pedomanía está en Steam, y también para Nintendo Switch. Por lo que tengo entendido, no tienen página web ni nada estos polacos. Por eso hacen juegos con pedos, porque sale Po la co. Soy padre, tengo derecho a hacer estos chistes. Mi puntaje, es Un Factor A-G sobre 10

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Tales From The Arcade: Fartmania is a handheld (Nintendo Switch)/console game that's also been put on Steam as a bit of an afterthought, as it's very much designed for the handheld/console gaming audience. It's yet another of literally thousands of console ported 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. The only point of interest in this routine "me too" entry in a sea of pointless and ignored platformers is a flatulence theme. Yep, that's all the developer could come up with. Needless to say, it failed. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The game is comprised of somewhat okay-ish hand drawn 2D cartoony illustrations instead of professional looking 3D game assets. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent. Regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is very low, beneath what PC gamers have come to expect in this era of cutting edge photorealistic 3D graphics. At least it's not pixel "art", but if you're looking for contemporary, immersive visuals, this game is a fail. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. Because this is designed for handheld/portable gaming appliances, it carries a number of deliberate design deficiencies. Compromises were made to cater to the low power handheld gaming appliances that the game was designed for. These are unfortunate compromises and limitations that PC gamers shouldn't be forced to accept, but it's evident that PC was a second thought for the mobile game developers. The game is deficient as a result of these choices, and would have been so much better without the handicaps that designing games for low power handhelds forces upon a game. While this might run well on a Steam Deck, we must remember the vast majority of gamers here are gaming on PC. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 110,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 110,000+ games on Steam? Tales From The Arcade: Fartmania has the far too high price of around $5 USD, it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam. This is also competing with over 14,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. It's important to note that, despite this being such a low quality product, there's a number of positive reviews that all appeared immediately after the game launched, from suspiciously inactive Steam accounts that have reviewed almost no other games apart from this. After that initial burst of positive 0-day reviews, nothing. This is not a co-incidence. Take the review score of this game with a grain of salt. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

Ok that was pretty fun... Short thoue