Survival Horror #8,436 (DISCONTINUED)

This game is so ez lol. I didn't even need an hour to finish, plus, i wasn't even scared. That can be partly thanked to my big penis but nevertheless, i wasn't even shocked or surprised by any attempts of the game trying to scare me. I infact got a boner because of how horrible it was. How on earth is this the 8,436th rendition of Survival Horror, yet I wasn't even SLIGHTLY bewildered by the antics? Please, devs, for people with big penis's like me, we need something more extreme. Something more scary. That will make us ♥♥♥♥ our pants. My big penis is what ultimately ruined this experience. So devs, please, in the 8,437th rendition of this game, make it more scary. Also, please put women with big boobs and butts in this game because I like big butts and boobs. Thank you.

scar e mostr kill ah fujnny lollers experiegnce

Needs garlic

[quote] [h1]Game information:[/h1] (Simple) [list] [*]A pretty simple made horror game with a few tasks. Once completed a monster will be dropped from space coming after you. I didn't look at the game specs as you need a GTX 970 while i'm playing this game on everything low with a GTX 650. A bit laggy but after some changes it was enjoyable. The monster UI needs some rework as it's a bit buggy but overall i enjoyed the game. Adding jumpscares, easter eggs and a bit more detail would do it. Maybe some more tasks and challenges. But overall, it's worth giving it a try. I'll come back when the game is updated more. [/list] [/quote]

Pretty fun, and actually feels like a survival game since you are made to feel weak and that time is of the essence. Having to balance use of your flashlight while searching for supplies adds to the tension well. I played during the beta and haven't beaten it yet, but look forward to changing that soon!

Monsters AI is buggy/terrible the lake glitched for me where if I went into it the game would completely freeze couldn't escape key or anything I tried jumping in and reopening the game 25 times, but that didn't work. The game has no real scare factor at all. The loading screen says if nothing happens while hiding from the monster try letting him hit you so I did and it just killed me. If you pick up the perma sprint alien while your spring bar is depleted you can no longer sprint. There's no amount of 3 percent that will make this game better the game would need to be improved 60 percent to be enjoyable.

Scam, can't play online, if you want to play with friends don't bother