Super Life of Pixel

鉴定为一般喜加一

Super hard platformer, really nice nostalgia trip. 10/10

ОЦЕНКА: 2,5 / 5 Нет, я вырос на старых играх, и в нашем детстве на приставках они не были настолько сложными. Да, "спасибо" наследию аркадных автоматов, иногда всё было устроено так, что бы ты часто и много проигрывал. Иногда были плохие гейм-дизайнерские решения, ведь это было время экспериментов. Иногда встречались просто технические недоработки. Но никогда ни в одной игре никто не ставил цели просто так, рофла ради, зае8ать игрока. Потому что даже они, даже тогда, знали, что игрок приносит им прибыль. Игрок им друг, а не враг. Здесь же не игра, а чистый и незамутнённый садизм ради садизма. А ещё автор, кажется, забыл, что платформер должен быть не только сложным, но и интересным. Хотя о чём я, у этого разработчика ачивки от старой версии и от новой слеплены в одну кучу, и если ты даже пройдёшь этот кал до конца и на 100% ты всё равно не дополучишь огромный процент достижений, потому что самой старой игры формально уже давным-давно нет.

Made it to the 3rd console and quit after the 8th unpredictable mid-jump pit. Would have been nice to learn about the fall-jump at the beginning when it was first available instead of having to google it out of necessity 20 levels later. The bones of this game are good, but it fails completely at communicating what abilities are available and where to go. It's either a mean troll of a game or ignorantly designed. Hard pass.

I really like this game. It's a retro blast from the past, a production emulating your trip down a memory lane from a perspective of a "Pixel" character going throught all of levels emulating the style of various eras of gaming. I've completed this game in 2016 or sth like that. I'd say that it's not much of a game as it is an experience to go through for fans of video games. Yes, early eras levels are crappy and hard but that has it was back in a day:) I'd say go for it if you're a fan of video games. For this price it's a great trip down a memory lane. I mean, it's a part of gamers history after all, thanks to the authors for making this small game/experience back in a day. It's worth it.

Glitchy, imprecise control and bad collision detection proves that people who make "retro" games have never played a good actual retro game in their life.

all the old

Great game. Covers most of the retro consoles and homecomputers of the 80-90 and really captures the look and feel of them. Level difficulty is mixed to keep it interesting (hate it when levels just keep getting harder). Also plenty of treasures and bonuses to find and unlocking even more machines :-)

A real interesting idea, unfortunately, I just bounced off of it. Might be for you, but I couldn't get into it for some reason. A shame, because it's seems well put together.

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