Squirt's Adventure

Welcome to Squirt’s Adventure, Where all the dangerous wet things happen! You are now an octopus, the most unknown octopus named squirt of the world. A smelly dirty piece of fishy meat with a lot of tentacle around you, recently born, you are now discovering the real life of a busy wet beach. The risk of traveling from a busy island to another is huge. No matter who you are, how smelly you are you want and WILL be the biggest and the most popular squirter of Squirt’s Adventure. You shall face the adversity of the ocean and fishs, the ones that zig-zag, the ones that don’t remember where he come from, the ones that sleep. – Oh and, just saying, you’ll be the one that won’t remember where he come from too, say thanks to the best octopus AI system inside a squirt simulator you’ll ever see, so good it will make you reconsider to have a regular sleeping schedule to avoid going limp at the most important moments in the ocean– so make sure you take use of those tentacles to travel faster and avoid being ate. At start you will be small, mildly menacing and rusty at start, but don’t worry, the more you discover yourself, the more you’ll be able to do bigger jump, being evil – Literally – and having friends and discovering some awesome fountains. But that isn’t going to be done without any harm. As squirt, you’ll get crushed, pounded by massive sharks and much more. A life for squirt is a busy life. You’ll start as a exhausted smelly octopus, who have literally no capacity to do anything. You’ll fall on the back numerous times until you find the perfect balance on your tentacles. You always have to start somewhere huh? You’ll slowly but surely becoming skilled enough to be a powerful octopus, an octopus that will be probably the most hated octopus of Squirt’s Adventure, but you’ll become THE ONE. Able to do everything you want without any time limit. Opening your inner self to discover more adventures? CHECK! Getting your tongue stuck between your tooth by learning some words CHECK! – The Waterer Watered huh? –, every occasion is good to learn. You’ll slowly go up in the food chain, to become the most powerful octopus Squirt’s Adventure ever seen. This game is more than a simple squirt simulator. It will get you very emotional. You will have to take heartbreaking choice – should you take this detour just to face some complicated words and popping wrong bubbles and deceive yourself by obtaining another words you didn’t wanted to– this game is going to be tough on your mind, but very enjoyable on the outcome. This is the most deep and biggest words learning you will ever play in your entire life. You will get the feeling to cosplay as squirt and going out in town, and you will never see your environment the same way after, you will have enough experience to know the danger of the ocean, fountains and much more. Sadly, Squirt is the only selectable character, but there’s various unlock INCLUDING HATS! You are Squirt, have a happy journey in Squirt’s Adventure and be ready for the adventure of a life!