Spikes Are Dangerous

[quote][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/32732116-IndieGems/]Follow our curator page: [b]IndieGems[/b] if you like and want to see more reviews like this one.[/url][/quote] EDIT (May 26, 2019): Played the game some more because the developer felt that I didn't give it enough time. I recorded my second play session here, and my review pretty much stands as is: https://youtu.be/HvV3lJGRcVA _____________________________________________________________________ [h1]Original Review[/h1] [i]Spikes Are Dangerous[/i] has a simple concept, control your slime-in-a-bubble to the goal and do not touch the spikes. It's extremely difficult due to a heavy momentum based movement [strike]and what plays like mushy, unresponsive, and rage-inducing controls.[/strike] Every time your slime hits a spike, it stays there and spews an endless fountain of blood. It's amusing for a little while, before your whole screen is cluttered by spewing red fountains that interfere with your sight. Fortunately this can be turned off. I really don't have that much to say about this game, unfortunately, because it's not exactly fun, and it's heavily over-priced. See for yourself what I mean: https://youtu.be/3RgVGv7WnCE I am all about indie gaming, and I think it's fantastic that so many small teams are putting together some really awesome games. Unfortunately this is not one of them. I really couldn't force myself to play more. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Move, die, move, die, and keep repeating until you get to the goal. Then repeat. [h1]Controls[/h1] WASD, arrow keys, or joystick on the controller. [h1]Graphics[/h1] Nothing remarkable. [h1]Music[/h1] Single track that repeats. [h1]Audience[/h1] I don't know, at least not me. [h1]Pricing[/h1] Base price of $9.99 is way too much. [h1]Conclusion[/h1] [i]Spikes Are Dangerous[/i] is potentially detrimental to my own health, my monitor, and my gamepad. It really doesn't have much value, at least for me it doesn't. The gameplay trailer tells you pretty much everything you need to know. My video hopefully gives you an idea of the frustrations that await you should you play. I have already uninstalled it. Not recommended. [quote]I received the product for free. I did not receive any compensation to write this review. The opinions represented here are entirely my own and were not influenced in any way.[/quote]

[h1]꧁ BARDZIJE KIOWO SIE NIE DAŁO?꧂ [/h1] wszystko spirniczone [h1]Fabuła[/h1] traktuje cie jak idjote gra [h1]GRAFIKA[/h1] zla [h1]Muzyka[/h1] meh [h1]Rozgrywka[/h1] masz przjesci mape ni potykajonc się okolce ale kjeowe jest sterowanie wienc się zabijaszm ilon razy [h1]Podsumuwjąć[/h1] omijac bardizje szerokim łukiem niż łuk ✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂---✂--- Szukasz więcej recnezji lub zastnawiesz się czemu tyle błedów ? Zapraszam do obserowania i przecyztania opisu na mojej grupie kuratora https://store.steampowered.com/curator/7690491-Aga-i-my/