Speaking Simulator

So I got this game on sale for £2.30, and I'm so glad I didn't pay full price for it. As others have said, it's a good idea for a game (and it could be very funny) but the controls are aggravating to no end. The mouth movements are okay, but everything else just slows the game right down and makes it very unsatisfying to play. As another reviewer pointed out, the tongue mechanics are so clunky that it ruins the rest of the game. You have to hit the buttons in the mouth with a fair amount of force, using the squishy tongue that twists around and gets stuck all over the place. When you move the mouth, you're pretty much guaranteed to accidentally hit one of the red buttons (which you aren't supposed to hit). I ended up disabling the other facial features which you unlock as the game progresses, because they just slow the whole process right down even more . If you want to use them, you get extra points, but you also have to stop moving the mouth in order to move your eyes or your smile, so you have this awkward gap in the sentence where you just do a minor thing. I thought this game would be one of those where once you get used to the controls you can get a satisfying rhythm going, kinda like a dance game or something, and speak more fluidly, but even disabling the other facial features and trying my best to just play as quickly as possible, the sentences don't feel satisfying to say because they're always full of awkward pauses from faffing about with the tongue. It makes the funny writing of the game just fall flat, because it's just not fluent at all. And it's a shame because I feel like if the tongue was just a bit easier to use it wouldn't be nearly as bad. I tried both controller and mouse/keyboard and neither of them felt right with the tongue specifically.

Great game lots of controls if you download the game on computer get a xbox controler to play with other wise very funny great scanarios grate game

In some games, the joy does not come from success but the journey on the way. And in other games, the real joy comes from watching your character spit their teeth out while oil spews from their ear and their face looks like it's about to fall off but nobody is REALLY suspicious.

Még nem vittem ki a játékot, de meg kell mondanom hogy már megtanított beszélni. Biztos egy játék valaha.

Incredibly challenging and absolutely hilarious!

Cat got my tuuuuuh Really: This game doesn't feel rewarding especially to those who skip dialogue (no offence) all you get is xp after missions

Very funny idea, very quickly becomes the opposite of fun to play. Getting 100% with all "upgrades" is essentially impossible on even the easiest levels, and the last levels are extremely difficult to begin with (even without all modifiers) so, completely garbage achievement design. The tongue cannot really be kept in a safe position to avoid pressing the red buttons, so it's basically completely random whether you get through it or not, and with all modifiers it becomes so busy that you can't even begin to enjoy a second of it. Just pure frustration and anxiety. Early on, it's easy to blast through with controller, but the later levels are completely impossible with controller (to me anyway) so you need to switch to KB+M to have a chance, and the game is also significantly less fun on keyboard and mouse, and, it was already not fun anymore even before that, so..... yeah.

Oh shot, I almost forgot how to speak!

Awesome little game... I would probably wait for a sale though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI3KlMhG8Vw&ab_channel=JakeKet

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