snowboarding

One of the most boring experiences of my life.

shouldve put some music innit make it steeper

I had one of the best times in my life playing this game. But it is way to short :(

"Will this be a relaxing slide down a powdery slope? or a fast paced adrenaline rush? either way,I should enjoy this! :D" ...I had such simple expectations too... You start off on the main screen with two tv monitors seemingly playing ads? There's also a giant tiktok plug and a QR code that I ain't even scanning...so this left an odd impression immediately... You then pick one of two boarders and hit the slopes. There are 4 levels,2 of each type: "Gates" and "Donuts". Gate levels you just steer around the large red gates,touch one and you have to restart. Donut levels are full of those inflatable donut things, as well as people to crash into. Wiping out isn't a game over here,you just get slowed down. You can also collect hotdogs with the F key for a small speed-up. Dealing with small problems first,the game doesn't run well,it's framerate stutters constantly,and it's single looping music track claimed several of my braincells. The bigger problems are the steering, and the physics: You steer like a tank in a swamp...on the gate levels it seems like your direction can get stuck,as I spent most of my time glued to walls...Effectively avoiding obstacles is way more difficult than it should be...and those donut levels are FULL of obstacles...the idiot people who run out in front of you at the exact perfect time...the idiots just standing around...and while the donuts themselves can be pushed out the way,your physics will often go nuts,causing you to literally flip out and try to clip under the track....of course sometimes you'll do that without hitting anything... And the biggest problem? IT'S SO BORING! You're so slow,you practically crawl down those slopes,even with the hotdogs it barely feels like you're moving...jumping slows you down even more,so you usually hit what you were trying to jump anyway....there also aren't any fun tricks you can do or anything...like you would probably expect from a snowboard game... It's not relaxing because of the funky physics and difficult obstacles,but it's not fast or challenging either...I've played worse,but I found this to be completely unsatisfying,with nothing of note to redeem it. It may be free,but there's gotta be better than this.

Ели ели прошел 2 уровня.... а в голове только одна была мысль " Шо за срань ??? " UPD 13.11.21 - Игру обновили и она теперь выглядит кардинально иначе.... вот только вопрос все еще остается...

Snowboard, 3 boyutlu bir aksiyon kayak oyunudur. Onunla evinizde snowboard yapmanın tadını çıkarabilirsiniz. Kayakçıların seçebileceği, farklı zorluklara sahip iki tür parkur vardır. Buraya gelin ve muhteşem snowboard deneyimi yaşayın!