
A 3D physics-based game where you must explore a variety of absurd levels through the mind’s eye of a budding billiards monk. Do you have what it takes to reach Billiards Nirvana?
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Silliards is a 3D physics-based level progression game with a heavy focus on comedy.

That’s Billiam Eugene Yards, Bill E. Yards for short, and he’s the world’s greatest Billiards player. However, lately, he’s been in something of a slump ever since reaching peak physical prowess at the sport. You’ll be exploring various absurd Billiards scenarios in Bill’s imagination as he meditates in his dojo in pursuit of Billiards Nirvana.

Billiards Nirvana is not a concept any mortal can comprehend before embarking on their own journey of Billiards enlightenment. Hopefully, by exploring Bill’s deep mindscape, you, too, can come to understand.

There are over 35 bite-sized levels for you to experience, with all kinds of surprises designed to open your eighth eye.

It brings us no greater pleasure than to offer you aid on your quest towards Billiards Nirvana. As such, this experience is granted to you free of charge. All we ask is that you share your newfound wisdom to all who cross your path.
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Achieved Billiards Nirvana
Brilliant little game. multiple minigames had me laughing vocally and some very creative uses of the same systems.
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It's billiards... but silly!🙂 This game throws all kinds of whacky scenarios into the mix: Billiards with bowling pins. Billiards with cups. Billiards to thwack a little car around a tiny city. Billiards to fling tiny men into basketball hoops! Billiards in outerspace around planets! Interspersed between the zany scenarios are Zen-like koans, quips, and "proverbs" by the protagonist. Truly eccentric, and quite amusing to me. All-in-all, [i]Silliards[/i] was a delight to the very end (and even beyond into the end-credits!). I sent the devs some moolah over their Ko-Fi in appreciation.🙏 Don't forget to do so, too!🥹
The game unlocks a whole new dimension of play when you unlock soup mode
Peace through billiards; every break a lesson.
I met the god of billiards and he tripped the breaker to my room. 11/10
免费 有成就 没中文 荒诞桌球 《荒诞桌球》是一款3D 物理闯关游戏,整体风格主打搞笑趣味。 这位是比利姆・尤金・亚兹,简称比尔・E・亚兹,号称世界顶级桌球高手。然而在桌球技艺达到体能巅峰后,他便陷入了状态低谷。主角将跟随他在道场静心冥想、追寻桌球悟道境界的过程,踏入他的精神世界,体验各种荒诞离谱的桌球奇幻场景。 桌球悟道之境,凡人未曾亲身踏上修行之路便无从领悟。唯有深入比尔的深层心灵幻境,你才有机会真正洞悉其中真谛。 游戏拥有35 个以上精简趣味关卡,各式脑洞惊喜层出不穷,带你解锁全新奇妙体验。 我们由衷乐意陪你一同踏上桌球悟道之旅,本作完全免费开放游玩。只愿你学有所成之后,将这份参悟的乐趣分享给身边每一个人。
Phenomenal game. I genuinely and thoroughly enjoyed this experience, even when losing my patience when trying to 100% [I did]. The art and "story" are very entertaining, and it doesn't feel over the top or annoying. All of this experience, and it was for free. I would have gladly paid 3 bucks for this game, if maybe there was a secret level or something. Even with this being easily beatable before the return deadline, and you have every right to do so, I would still gladly have parted with that hypothetical 3 dollars, I had that much fun. I will tip in game once i get back to work. Thank you Soup Mode
как убица времени, сесть за раз и поиграть, норм, с юмором, в меру сложная(сам скипнул на первом уровне космоса)...ничего такого, просто приколюшка, если вам совсем делать нефиг
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