
Ever looked at a humble street bollard and thought, "I want to be that"? Now you can! Dodge and crash your way through endless streets as a sentient stone bollard in this quirky, stress-relieving arcade game.
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They were once the silent guardians of the sidewalk. Now, they are the unstoppable champions of the street!
Welcome to Shidunzi Parkour! This is a wonderfully absurd casual game where you play as... well, a stone bollard, on a wild rampage through the city. Forget superheroes and chosen ones; here, you'll experience the peak of existence as the most common, everyday roadblock.
The core gameplay is a classic, intuitive three-lane runner, but we've packed it with two distinct ways to have fun:
【PARKOUR MODE: THE ART OF THE DODGE】 In this mode, you are a nimble parkour master. The streets are swarming with your stationary brethren. Rely on your sharp reflexes and precise timing to weave through the chaos, pushing your limits to set the ultimate high score. It’s not just about survival; it’s a graceful ballet of concrete and asphalt.
【MUSIC MODE: A CARNIVAL OF RHYTHMIC DESTRUCTION】 Switch to Music Mode, and let the mayhem begin! You become a rock-and-roll renegade, and your one and only goal is to SMASH EVERYTHING. Collide with other bollards in perfect sync with the electrifying beat. Every successful impact is a satisfying note in a symphony of destruction, creating the ultimate stress-relief experience.
Two Core Modes, Double the Fun: Master the thrilling challenge of high-speed dodging in Parkour Mode, or unleash your destructive side and smash to the beat in Music Mode.
Become a Rhythm God: Full support for custom beatmaps! Craft your very own 'Bollard Symphony' and share it with players worldwide via local files or the upcoming Steam Workshop integration. Challenge the world with your unique rhythms!
Online & LAN Multiplayer Mayhem: Compete with friends online or on a local network! In Parkour Mode, you'll see other players' ghost silhouettes as you race against their best runs. In Music Mode, watch a live leaderboard and battle for the top score in real-time!
Host Your Own Game with Ease: No dedicated server required! The game client itself can act as a server. Simply share your IP address, and you can instantly start a LAN party with your friends.
The Ultimate Stress-Relief Tool: Become a bollard. Run wild. Forget the rules. This might just be the most absurdly satisfying and relaxing game you'll ever play.
Are you ready? Pick your mode, hit the streets, and show the world what a stone bollard can really do!
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Languages: Simplified Chinese, English
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??评论区真的是人吗? 就是一个很普通的跑酷,特点在于会越跑越快,可以买命,跳的时候还可以主动掉下来,还有一些道具。因为速度后面会变得很快,操纵性很差,而且看不见前面有什么,感觉可能的爽点就在于高速以后一直无敌?但是看不见胶囊在哪。 音游没谱子玩不了。看各种吹得,好像玩的不是一个游戏。
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莫名没有购买键,win+R也没有没许可,如果你也遇到这样的情况,可以通过愿望清单来购买
Siz hiç, mütevazı bir sokak direğine bakıp "Ben de direk dansı yapmak istiyorum" diye düşündünüz mü? Artık siz de olabilirsiniz! Aslında olmazsınız ama direk olabilirsiniz. Bu sıra dışı ve stres giderici arcade oyununda, duyarlı bir taş direk olarak sonsuz sokaklarda savrulup çarpışarak yolunuzu açın.
非常好玩,但仔细想想,被这玩意现实撞一下比大运还恐怖,直接成血雾了,给好评顺便推给好友)
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百得杠简直是天才!
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