Yappie! Knockout

Little bit weird moving, like just turning 90 or half degrees immediately, and also when you got push, you teleport little bit, it feels like you didn't get pushed by something. And also, all of them were just AI, seemed like they tried to make a game similar to 'Fall Guys', but for me, Nah.

Trash Tier --- Pro: 1. It's free. Neutral: 1. The graphics are boring but not offensive. Con: 1. The camera is annoying. 2. The controls are clunky. 3. Game is unstable and likes to crash (and yes I'm way above the requirements) 4. Gameplay is a poor attempt at a Fall Guys rip-off, but fails to capture the nuance or variety. 5. The "unlimited" number of maps the store page brags about are just the same few pieces of terrain assembled in random order so they all feel the same anyway. 6. This wants all kinds of personal info to sign up for an account (you can play as a guest but it won't record your progress if you do) 7. It needed admin access to install? My virus scanner didn't like it either and flagged it as suspicious. 8. There's almost no one online playing, rooms full of bots getting stuck on terrain. 9. Matchmaking seems to have been made by amateurs, because even with mostly empty servers it has a hard time putting you into one or making another room: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3026311426 I could go on; but, it feels like I'm just beating a dead horse at this point. --- You know what I will do though? Let's talk about fake reviews. This game "somehow" has 39 positive reviews. There's no somehow about it once you actually examine them with any scrutiny. I'm going to just give you two examples and you can draw your own conclusions about the rest. Type 1 the fake review: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198868786923/recommended/2382770/ He had fun with his friends? Really? He has no friends on his friends list. This is his only review in the history of his entire Steam account. He doesn't have a post history, he's never spoken to anyone on any game forums. An account with no post history, no review history and no friends that owns almost no games suddenly wakes up to post a positive one off review on a low quality, low effort game? Type 2 the troll review: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024340430/recommended/2382770/ His words tell you the game is bad; but he leaves an upvote recommend anyway. Why? Because it's what he does. He has 6,000 reviews, all of them are just troll comments with an upvote. Do you know how many games a day you would have to play to post 6,000 reviews? Well, with his 10 minutes of play time; his hobby is posting troll reviews, not playing games. --- Bottom line: Not even worth the time to download for free. --- Edit Note: I was asked to review this or I'd have skipped it. --- [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/38232109/]While you are here, would you consider following my curator page?[/url] [url=https://steamcommunity.com/id/kunovega/recommended/]Want to read all of my reviews and not just the curated ones?[/url]

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I honestly expected a copy of Fall Guys that would fix most, if not all, of my issues with the current game. Turns out it's even worse. It's like they just decided to make the graphics better and that's it. I really hate the loading time between each level. There's absolutely no animation or anything, it just makes the whole thing worse than it could be. I couldn't last more than 10 minutes.

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Yappie Knockout released in July 2023 on Steam and previously on Itch.io as well as their private Yahaha Launcher. This btw bothers me a lot. You can download the game here on Steam, but you can't play, unless you register on their Yahaha Website and download their launcher from there. If you release a game on Steam it should be directly playable on Steam. According to some players this might have been different at the Steam Launch and might have been patched in later, which would be very scammy. Anyhow, Yappie Knockout has an all-time player peak of 17. It might have had higher player numbers at the Itch.io launch, even though I doubt it. Yappie Knockout is probably a bit better looking than some other scuffed Fall Guys clones, but the developers of this game are, in contrast to a lot of the other copy games, a professional studio. Yappie also rip-offs much more stages of Fall Guys than I have ever seen any of the others do. There are Yappie versions of Starchart, Snowball Survival, Hoarders, Hex-A-Gone, Tip Toe, Door Dash, Egg Scramble and many others. Honestly I am not going to bother to list them all up. They are just low effort rip-offs of Fall Guys stages. On a lot of these stages they didn't even bother to change the name. It is a miracle that there hasn't been a lawsuit against this game. Probably because nobody plays it. As far as I could tell there wasn't a single original level in this game. To be fair, there was however still a bigger variety in stages than in some of the other low effort Fall Guys Clone Games (even though probably just because Yahaha Studios seem to be better at stealing). 4/10.

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