Sea of Thieves: 2026 Edition

The useless features and cheaters will continue until people stop hurting our feelings with negative reviews!!!

Juegardo

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So this is easily the worst game i've ever played. Tell me why we're going to give the most low-level npc (skeleton sloop) a bomb that can one tap a sloop and sink it in 10 seconds. After I got home from work, I decided that I was going to boot up the ol' sea of thieves and enjoy a nice grind of trying to prestiege my gold hoarders to distinction 3 (don't let the hours fool you, I have at least 1000 across both steam and xbox). Much to my dismay, after roughly 5 hours of hard earned plunder, right as I was going to cash in my haul that was at least a calm 1.5 mil and 5+ levels, I encountered a skeleton sloop. This was not a surprise to me as it is common knowledge to a lot of sea of thieves players that they boost the spawn rates of npcs when you have treasure to kill you and erase 5 hours of hard work. anywho, what I failed to remember because I don't play this game anymore, is that they added a one-tap barrel that be making a hiroshima sized bomb clouds on a dinky little skelly boat :D . So as I approached the outpost, the skeleton ship that mind you: (is supposed to peel off when u get close to an outpost) decides that the game's code is for chumps i guess and rams into me instantly sinking my ship. I sat in my chair, my mouth wide open soaking it all in, to then respawn on an island that was so far away from my loot that when i got back it was gone. Just to rub salt in the wound, the devs put seagulls flying in the air right at the spot i was sunk, a glimmer of hope, but when i got closer, I identified the "loot" as ♥♥♥♥♥♥ barrels. Awesome! Everyone whos left this game has left it because of more recognized issues such as the terrible laggy servers, sweats, trashy/toxic/racist player base, and now, the game itself is just garbage. Garbage because the devs are too dumb to make sensible balances to the game and instead opt to add dumb and uninteresting updates and make a movie i guess. I burned my hand at work yesterday, and i still opted to grind it out with blisters all over my hand, and this is how they repay me, by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. Congrats development team, you lost one of your last 10 players, good luck with the movie tho, i'll be sure to drop a 1 star review on that too, bunch of jerk offs.

не играл но по картинкам топ

very fun pirate game a bit of struggles against players who bully me but overall its very fun.

i like