Rule No. 2

I wanted to love this game after playing the first which is a solid arena shooter. This game is straight up broken though with no patch in sight since 2022: there's a common black screen issue which prevents the game from loading and hogs all your ram until your pc either crashes, freezes, or it miraculously loads after waiting nearly 15 minutes... This is the case on both my windows gaming PC and my steam deck - I've easily wasted 5 hours trying to troubleshoot the problem but the game's just broken. Buyer beware - you'll probably have to refund.

Game goes black on launch and sucks up all of my comp's memory. I tried to get a refund, but I've owned the game for too long and was denied. Would be super nice if the dev released a patch that fixed this. First game was fun, I think this would also be fun, but until it's fixed, I wouldn't know.

She cute

It's a fun little FPS but I'm recommending against buying it because it's literally non-functional. It was fine at launch, but after a few patches the game doesn't even launch at all. Tried multiple solutions and none work. The update that broke the game in 2022 was the last one and the dev has been silent since. --------- Update: I changed my hardware and now the game runs, somehow. After looking at performance metrics, the game is using a whopping 18gbs of RAM. So if you have anything below that it won't launch. Still going to keep this a negative due to this weird issue.

Questo gioco ha le armi? Si Ha tante armi? si ha le Waifu? si è frenetico? si ha le esplosioni? si ha contenuti NSFW? si Ha esplosioni NSFW? si ha una bella Soundtrack? si costa poco? si ne vale la pena spenderli? si rispondi solo di si? no ah quindi cosa puoi dire ancora apposto di due lettere che compongo una parola di affermazione? beh che è un capolavoro nel panorama video-ludico indie, 5 stelle Michelin e 2 compassi d'oro per il design della fiera dello spiedo e dei videogiochi di Ponte di legno, 10/10

The game refuses to launch despite being ran in compatibility mode and as administrator. All other troubleshooting has failed as well.

Stayed for the in game Lore

I really liked the first game, so I was very excited when I found out a sequel was in production. I bought the game on release day and felt conflicted. The guns, art and movement were good, but the humor was horrendous and the questionable nudity made me feel uncomfortable. I'm not some puritan when it comes to nudity in games, but it felt really out of place seeing someone's armor explode revealing their butt booty naked body. I recently remembered the game and wanted to see if my opinion had changed, I tried booting it up and it instantly shut down. I remember having similar problems back in the day but I thought they would have fixed it by now, but the problem is still there. After a tiny amount of research, It seems the game just doesn't work with AMD graphic cards. I really hope the game gets fixed and maybe a censored mode gets added so I can actually play the game outside my house without feeling like a freak.

You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this My, my, my, my (You can't touch this) Music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh, my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet" It feels good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you, homeboy You can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know You can't touch this Look in my eyes, man You can't touch this Yo, let me bust the funky Iyrics You can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that Now you know you wanna dance So, move outta your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While it's rolling Hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission, so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch Yo, I told you You can't touch this Why you standing there, man? You can't touch this Yo, sound the bell, school's in, sucker You can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making them sweat, that's what I'm giving them Now, they know You talk about the Hammer When you're talkin 'bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' So pass them a wipe or a tape To learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The chart's legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word, because, you know You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! "Go with the flow", it is said If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead So, wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves Run your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move, slide your rump Just for a minute, let's all do the bump (Bump, bump, bump) Yeah You can't touch this Look, man You can't touch this You'll probably get hyped, boy, 'cause you know you can't You can't touch this Ring the bell, school's back in Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! You can't touch this You can't touch this You can't touch this Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! Every time you see me That Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor And I'm magic on the mic Now, why would I ever Stop doing this With others making records That just don't hit? I toured around the world From London to The Bay It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!" And the rest can go and play "U Can't Touch This" You can't touch this You can't touch this Yeah You can't touch this I told you You can't touch this Too hype, you can't touch this Yo, we're outta here You can't touch this

Doesn't even boot up, and this issue is notoriously common. Thought it wouldn't affect me, but here we are. Avoid all of this dev's games.