RPG Conquer the World

A humorous and short beginnings of someone who wants to conquer the world. You begin by selecting one of the three characters: a man with luck, a woman with love, or an elderly man with experience. This section makes it clear that the game is not an RPG because the options are extremely limited. Especially since you're stuck with the lucky guy regardless of what you select. The game is far from the RPG tag; it’s a more linear experience and closer to choose your adventure. Almost everything is interactable. For example, you can water plants, do laundry, and so on. Extra activities might provide you with experience, or you can find some important item. Experimentation is encouraged. However, you might easily overlook those minor task since you cannot return to them once you leave a location. Also, you won't always get your way. Since you play a guy whose main stat is luck, you will earn and lose it depending on your actions. You might lose it if you try to skip school, or gain it when you use the toilet. What makes the game very fun to play is the humor. You never know what you’re going to see. Some actions might even get you killed. But there’s no need to worry, the game will fix everything for you. You will reset stats after death, but they don’t matter anyway. The game is very short. Since some situations can go two ways, you can always go back to a location from the main menu. One big downside is a very small game screen; it’s around 300x600, and it can’t be changed. It feels like a mobile screen.

[url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/38888018-United-Critics/] Please follow [b]United Critics[/b] for quality reviews[/url] [h1]Good things.[/h1] It is a very short “game” thankfully. And I use the term game very lightly. It can be easily finished in under 2 hours so if anyone would pay full price for this it would be easy to refund it and buy anything else so that is a plus. [h1]Bad things.[/h1] This “game” exists for some unknown reason and it costs money. I think people should avoid horrors like “games” of such type. This “game” is not worth even a single dollar or euro for me but it could be something you should be able to download to your phone to play when you are sitting on a toilet. And the entire “game” looks like it was made in RPGMaker for a smartphone so I’m pretty sure the developer intention was for this “game” to be played when you are sitting on the toilet. Still probably looking at and examining a roll of toilet paper and it structure or counting tiles under your feet will give you more fun while you are sitting on a toilet than playing this “game”. Sadly “game” costs 5,99$ and that is like 10$ too much with how much time this “game” wants you to waste on it as time is the most precious resource we all have and playing bad “games” like this is not only a waste of money but also a waste of our time. This “game” is just some RPGMaker thing created probably in one day. I don’t think anyone would spend more than one day creating this with how short and pointless it is. If you think about what to do with your 5.99$ just buy toilet paper or set that money on fire. That way the money will be more useful or give you more fun than this “game”. The “game” sadly teases that there will be part 2. I hope that we can avoid such horrors as part 2 of such “game” in the future so the world can be a better place without it even existing in the first place. [h1]Conclusion[/h1] Not worth any money and any time. Sitting on a toilet is more fun. Overall score 1/10

Don't buy it it's dead waste of money! Play the demo or refund in 14 days not worth it and unfinished. I finished it in 37 minutes just saying😅

The game is hysterically funny but way too short. May be worthwhile when more content is added. In the meantime, the mini is good enough