Ron
Ron is a party guy living in the 90's when his wife dies giving birth to sextuplets. When her estranged (and very strange) family kidnaps the babies, Ron has to battle crass monsters using unorthodox weapons like a strap-on, poop bombs, deadly weed smoke, and powerful beer burps to get them back.
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It's the 90s, and life is a party—until it isn't. When tragedy strikes and his wife dies in childbirth with sextuplets, Ron retreats to her massive, deserted family estate in rural Pennsylvania, seeking peace and quiet.
He finds a nightmare instead.
Unbeknownst to Ron, his late wife's estranged family belong to a twisted cult fixated on an ancient, unspeakable prophecy involving his newborn children. When the family kidnaps the babies, Ron must gear up, delve into bizarre dimensions, and punch his way through a menagerie of crass monsters to get his kids back. His only allies? Uncle Carl, a dorky, telepathic refugee of the cult, and Gooch, a dimwitted, poop-slinging mutant tagging along for the ride.
It’s an ultra-violent, darkly hilarious 3D isometric beat 'em up where suburban chaos meets cosmic horror.
KEY FEATURES
Brutal Beatdowns: Engage in visceral melee combat. Pick up various items found lying around to use as improvised weapons, from classic baseball bats and axes to electric guitars, strap-ons, and even the butler.
A Twisted Arsenal: When getting close isn't an option, utilize an array of projectile weapons that only a deranged mind could conjure, including pistols, shotguns, HIV blood-filled syringes, poop, pee, projectile vomit, and many other bodily fluids.
Explore Interconnected Nightmares: Navigate a sprawling, non-linear environment spanning the estate and other chilling areas. This Metroidvania-style map is filled with hidden paths, power-ups, and secrets to uncover.
Unlock Devastating Special Attacks: Ron can unlock powerful special moves inspired by his raunchy personality, including Cocaine Rage, Diarrhea Farts, and the Inst-a-gasm Gun.
Darkly Comedic Chaos: Experience a story that blends intense action with a twisted sense of humor, featuring a cast of bizarre characters, including the blunt-puffing Grim Reaper.
Ron is waiting. The dark dimensions are calling. Get your kids back.
Many of the assets, animations, and mechanics seen in the previews are placeholders/unpolished.