Rocket League®

mudy flik

Played RL from day 1 & even Supersonic on the pS3 from the beginning and enjoyed playing with friends, the comps, all the extra modes too. Spent way too much time if I'm honest (3k hours!) but nearly at the point on calling time. The issue I have is with cheats, more specifically those "smurf" accounts. Grand champs with their plat mate in a team with no rank, 3 months into a season. It's just got worse, From having a couple every now and again to turning into pretty much every night I can get on. Messaged Epic regards mismatched team mates & apparently is only covered for 1v1, 2v2 & 3v3, not for extra modes. So screw anyone trying to rank up from diamond & lower on dropshot or rumble. You cant even report them, only cheating or xp farming & I warn you not to even to check your report log as I still have some from a year ago unchecked, Epic don't give a rats about anyone especially those that grew these games. Just the cash cows these days buying skins etc. Preferred it when you had to buy the game as it made less people creating 5 accounts. Toward end of a season it gets way worse,. Only way for them to stop it is by having unranked players only play others unranked after 3 months into season, the less there are, the longer you wait & maybe stops the bulk of those unranked trolls that just drop into your team & score own goals the last few weeks of a season. If you haven't really got into RL yet, then I suggest you don't, Toxic kids just ruin it like they do most games over time. Give us a new RL game & not free, Everyone pay for the game & make it good again.

car hit ball and explode. fun.

[h1]Rocket League: A Love Story (Complicated)[/h1] Let me start by saying: [b]I hate this game.[/b] I also cannot stop playing it. These two facts coexist peacefully in my brain like roommates who've agreed never to talk about the dishes. Rocket League sells itself as "soccer, but with cars," which is technically true the way "chess, but on fire" is technically still chess. In reality it's a psychological experiment where they've replaced your dopamine receptors with a boost meter and your teammates are constantly stealing your boost. [hr][/hr] [h2]The Good[/h2] There is no purer feeling on this earth than pulling off an aerial redirect you will never, ever be able to do again. For three glorious seconds, you are [i]a god[/i]. A car-shaped god, hurtling through the sky, defying physics and your own skill ceiling simultaneously. You will replay that clip for your friends approximately 400 times. [strike]They will pretend to care.[/strike] They do not care. [h2]The Bad[/h2] Then you queue into your next match and the opposing team's "Bronze" player does a ceiling shot, double flip reset, into a top-corner snipe before you've even loaded in. You check the scoreboard. Their name is xXx_ToastyBoi69_xXx and they have exactly one previous match on record. [spoiler]It's a smurf. It's always a smurf.[/spoiler] Cool. Cool cool cool. Totally a new player. Definitely didn't smurf down here to eat the souls of people who still get excited about a [i]front flip[/i]. [hr][/hr] Rocket League isn't a video game. It's an abusive relationship with a rubber ball, and I keep going back because of the [u]one time[/u] my mate complimented my positioning. [b]10/10[/b] — would recommend to my worst enemy, and also my best friend, because honestly at this point they're the same.

It's fast, it's fun, good enough, I'm done. *poof* Through the roof. MEEP MEEP! LATER GATOR GOTTA EAT ME SOME SWEET SABER TOOTH TIGER MEAT AND I GOTTA LIAR TO BEAT, JUST ASK ME IM A LEO SO ITZ TIME TO PUT MY LEO TARD ON LETZ GO NOT BE TARDY TO PARTY BABY BOI SO LETZ DANCE 2NITE AND NOT FIGHT RIGHT NOW. BIGGER FISH TO FRY LIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. LIKE HOW? OH WOW I DIDN'T KNOW U SO WE TODD DEAD BABY BOO HOO. SO LETZA GO LEZBOSOZ! BEAT ME TONITE! EAT ME TONITE! YOU DUSTY FUDD RUCKER MAGGOT SALTY SUGAR MAMA, LLAMA SLAMMA JAMMA DING DONG WHY ASK WHY JUST TRY BUD DRY MY GUY YOU SEEM TO BE GETTIN CONFUZED BABY BOO HOO JEDI MIND TRIX 2 HERES YOUR NIP TO SUK ON 2 NITE LATE GATE 80 8 8 EGO...............................................................................................