Hey guys, I have to be honest. I know it hurts, but it needs to.
No settings in the main menu? Okay, maybe you are just touched in the head.
Having my eardrums blown out by the main menu music with no way of lowering the volume?
Maybe I am touched in the head for playing this game.
Having your character grunt loudly with EVERY swing is cringe and sounds gross. 🤢 ₣
You can just tell the developer has no idea what physical labor looks or sounds like. 🐒 µ
In-game, settings button does NOT work, ok cool that's hard to do ... HUUAAHH??!! 💩 ℃
One armor set, one model; still clipping with every animation. Impressive HUUAAHH??!! 💩 ķ
The health bar, stamina bar, and Viagra bar take up 22% of the screen. HUUAAHH??!! 💩 YOU
Music still sucks and I can't disable it. You take inspiration from better games then shame them. HUUAAHH??!! 💩 ✡️
Whoever made this is dumb, lazy, or talentless. All three, probably. 🫵🏿😂
Honestly, I want a refund on this free game that ate up my time which
is more precious than the Devs' entire bloodline.
0/10, low effort, low quality trash. I have made poopies that smell better than this game plays.
In fact, I played this game on my laptop while taking a poop that was long, painful, and scattered as a result of eating lots of cheese and spicy sauces over the duration of several concurrent days. It wasn't the dookie fresh that enraged me, as my bowels strained and my ring burned; I was furious, foaming at the mouth completely naked screaming at the screen, "THIS FRICKIN SUCKS I HATE THIS," my wife (married for 19 years) walked in and thought I had fallen or been assaulted with all my screaming and stomping, occasionally sitting back down to resume pooping; upon handing her the lap top it took her all of five minutes to decide I need to write a review on how this game single handedly ruined our lives, our marriage, and our credit score. Blame her, not me. But your game really is terrible and I see no way you could improve this or make something better; you being you, of course.
We have scheduled a therapist and will fix our marriage, our lives, and our credit score out of sheer spite of the lame, short weirdo who made such a TERRIBLE game and paid actual money to list it on steam.
This isn't progress, this isn't practise; this is your personal ceiling, and despite being 5'1" you are still just barely touching it. Despicable, lame, and AI is definitely taking your job.
0/10, 0/10, 0/10!
