Retro Racer

Wanna waste 20 minutes and beat a neon lofi arcade racer? This is the game for you. One track. 4 levels. 4 color schemes. 4 obstacle placement sets. I've had masturbation sessions longer than it took me to complete this game. Play with keyboard, preferably wasd/arrow key combo to simulate twin stick. No collision if you run off the track near the start - soft locks the game.

Унылые покатушки под один и тот же трек по четырём уровням, отличающихся друг от друга только цветовым фильтром и расположением препятствий. В распоряжении игрока одно транспортное средство с очень чувствительным управлением, стоит немного пережать влево или вправо, как тачанку тут же заносит. Единственное что понравилось, так это 4 уровень за счёт цветового фильтра из-за которого не вытекают глаза.

The aesthetic is cool and all, but the controls are very slippery ( and that inst helping my marriage), the tracks require you to do 5 laps to beat each level, and the laps are long, if you're buying this game, it's for the music mainly, although the controls are very rough, it is still fun when you get the hang of it, i would recommend.

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The game is horrible to look at, and the tracks are the same with different obstacles. You can find something better for a dollar.

[h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1] Race against your sanity as you swerve your vehicle with only the faintest illusion of control around obstacles that you may or may not even be able to see. [list] [*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 0/5 [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]Full Review[/h1] [table] [tr] [td]Playability[/td] [td]2/5[/td] [td]Car handling is awful, collision detection is wonky.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Difficulty[/td] [td]3/5[/td] [td]"Fake difficulty" on account of poor physics.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Graphics[/td] [td]3/5[/td] [td]Makes pretty screenshots; overzealous visual effects are nausea-inducing.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sound[/td] [td]3/5[/td] [td]Actually pretty good. Just, like, run the game and listen for peak experience.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Story & Writing[/td] [td]N/A[/td] [td]Backstory is, Steam players are suckers for vaperwave aesthetics and cheap games with "retro" "synth" "wave" "vapor" and whatever else are guaranteed to get suckers like me to download and/or spend a buck on it because reasons.[/td] [/tr] [/table] Retro Racer is all aesthetics and no mechanics. If you carefully drive straight-ish, it's pretty to look at for a little while (the "glitch" effect is overdone and might give you a headache, though); if you hit something, you'll discover that the only good sound is the music, and the physics of the car are altogether terrible. [table equalcells=1] [tr] [th]BEST[/th] [th]WORST[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]It has a neat visual aesthetic and pretty-okay music.[/td] [td]The actual gameplay is terrible; car handling is awful, and collision detection is nonsensical.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [list] [*][b][u]In-Game Purchases[/u][/b]: None [*][b][u]Learning Curve[/u][/b]: Medium [*][b][u]Replayability[/u][/b]: Low [*][b][u]Recommended Purchase Price[/u][/b]: no [/list]

you'll play this for about 30 mins tops and drop it...the style is alright, we are all used to this aesthetic for a while but this game got developed in like 1-2 hours and I don't think it is worth your time

the flickering gives me aids

Op zich niet echt slecht maar wel extreem kort en repetitief ! Ik kan deze dus daarom niet aanraden tenzij de developer er dubbel zoveel gevarieerde tracks aan toevoegt en extra wagens om uit te kiezen. Ook mogen de soundeffects wel wat meer zijn. Ja zelfs voor die belachelijk lage prijs is deze een afrader.

I think it is a funn game and I really think more people should buy it