Poopy Philosophy

That was uh Life changing

10/10 and nothing less.

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This game perfectly captures the raw panic of realising you’ve entered the bathroom without your phone. Just you, four walls, and the crushing weight of self awareness.

A week ago I was diagnosed with a terminal illness and the doctors have given me a year at best. I'm so glad I was able to play this before I go. I don't know how many people will see this; but I recommend to you to play this game if you do see it. Gameplay, atmosphere, graphics. everything is masterfully crafted. If you read it, thank you and good bye.

Actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - and not in a good haha way. Extremely barebones nothing burger of a game which still has a ton of stuff in "BETA" which is never getting released since the developer seems to have dropped the game completely The game is just "Hold space bar, move to the next level, pray there's something you can do for an achievement, no? Hold space bar...." It's seriously so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass and I don't get why the reviews are Very Positive, like sure if its 50 cents like it was my case (still refunded because ♥♥♥♥ developer for just abandoning the game with so many promises for a full release) its not that much BUT THE BASE PRICE IS 5 BUCKS, WHAT YOU ARE GETTING FOR THAT IS AN INEXCUSABLE GARBAGE AND MONEY STEAL. All in all, just don't get it. Find another cheap thing that'll actually have some game in it - most free games are even better than this lmao.