Pong Ping

I bought this against my own better judgement, hoping that it just might be one of those super simple games that would somehow be surprisingly fun. ..And I should have listened to my own better judgement. I don't think that this is an asset flip, because almost every asset flip offers more content and fun. After playing it, it's overly obvious that this game could be completely coded and developed in about 20 minutes, no exaggeration at all either. The developer wasn't even bothered to add any sounds at all, no music, and there's not even a welcome screen, options, Steam leaderboards, or even a single Steam achievement. I'd make a Youtube video but everything that this game offers is more than demonstrated in the 24 second trailer right here on this Steam page. The sad reality is that this game is already boring after about 24 seconds of playing it and it offers nothing unique or "fun" to the table. Hit the ball to yourself. Move and hit it again. No sounds to even make you feel compelled to want to hit it a 3rd time. Zzzzzzz. Watching a candle burn would be able 1,000 times more exciting than playing this extremely poor attempt to make a quick dollar. To the developer: You know better. You know you need to offer more than "this" to offer anyone any amount of fun or enjoyment. You know this is a total scam and that you haven't even offered enough to warrant the current 59 cent price with its 40% launch discount. ..You KNOW better! ..Do YOU enjoy playing this yourself? ..Okay, so why in the hell would you charge any amount of money for this lame crap and expect strangers to buy it? ..Enough said! My Score: A silent zero. A soulless whisper of nothing to never be heard. Nothing. A silent odorless fart in the wind. NOT Recommended. Save yourself the time and change in your pocket this game costs. Thank me later.