Polandball: Can into Space!

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Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

Yes. Not only Polandball can but [u]has[/u] into space, 100%. Proof: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3753399092 Masterpiece of a game, with a banger soundtrack and much more advanced geopolitical physics compared to the overated Microsoft Fart Simulator. Graphics much more realistic too! Bicycle germany is a bit annoying, very accurate. Can definitely relate. Edit: Don't let the naysayers get to you ! Fly, Pollen, FLYYYYYY !!

Ostatni raz grałem w tą grę w 2022 roku, kiedy byłem chory, ale polecam. bo to gra o Polsce, a Polska jest najlepszym krajem w całym Układzie Słonecznym

i bought this because i had nothing else to do with my money but its fun

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Unfortunately, not worth your time. The first hour of the game is straight grind. After that, you'll have finally upgraded your ship to something that can maneuver about as well as a toilet, and begin to think about Polen into Space. But that "Amazing End Movie" cinematic for beating the game? It's nearly nothing. Earning coins for achieving a new altitude would've been a good design that's missing. As-is there's no reason to get higher until your toilet ship can begin to think about making it to the moon. Save yourself 3 or 4 hours and watch the animation of the original comic strip that inspired this game instead. Or play one of the better Polandball games out there: literally any of them.

Scheiße, Polen! - Germony (2016)

While it's a recommendation, it's more of a neutral for me personally. While the humor is good, and the game doesn't take itself remotely seriously (which i appreciate, it was a nice break), it's also a LOT grindier than it really needs to be. Getting money is solely on picking up coins while in flight (or hitting germany/swiss), which makes actually going high up both prohibitively difficult and unrewarding, which feels like the opposite of what you'd want in a game about... going high up. The core concept is sound, and the charm is there, but the actual game is a lot longer and harsher than it should've been IMO, and would've been an immediate recommendation if it wanted you to farm even half as much money. As it is, though, if you've got patience and enjoy the core concept it's decent fun, otherwise, it might be a bit too long to be fun if your goal is getting to the end.