
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
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For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.
Now it's your turn.
Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.
Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.
The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.
Key features
The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system
Accurate bladder simulation
Several skins for your penis
Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness
Chugging liquids and wearing items
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 20 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
HOW DO YOU KILL THE ♥♥♥♥ DEVIL!!!!!
Make explicit visuals an optional thing and I might just come back to this. Cocky want boing boing
El juego me parece gracioso y con una premisa bastante peculiar. Sin embargo, me parece que debería de haber un tutorial o mínimas indicaciones para usar objetos como la botella (Que me tomó 3 muertes entender que había que presionar espacio). También se me hace molesto tener la botella tapando la parte más importante del mapa, ¿No hay una tecla para dejar de utilizarlo?. Al final me parece divertido, pero se me hace algo tedioso tener que adivinar como usar x cosa. Espero que corrijan este problema para seguir disfrutando de la meada. :,)
I got gifted this game because i said penis simulator 7 and he said if i find that i'll gift it to you and he found penis simulator 11/10 game this feels like a dream i've had
one of the best games i have played in a while but the only downside is that it crashes frequently
Was not expecting to laugh as hard as I did.
Too many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiders. My glorious rod however wasn't enough.
The memes hit hard, discovered more conspiracies than I knew existed :O
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I was able to experience the same horrors as my male colleagues when they enter the bathroom. Thank you for this enlightening experience.
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Concurrent players on Steam, sampled daily since tracking started.
Momentum
Pace estimated from the game's recent review growth (our daily snapshots) at its own sales-per-review ratio — a momentum signal, not booked sales.
Audience
Estimated from the language of this game's reviews — a proxy for where players are, not official Steam demographics.
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