
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
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For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.
Now it's your turn.
Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.
Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.
The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.
Key features
The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system
Accurate bladder simulation
Several skins for your penis
Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness
Chugging liquids and wearing items
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 20 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
im too high (in canada) too even understand whats happenin. can we add key bind settingings?
this game made me realize what it means to be a pisser. truly motivational. Nothing else like it on the platform.
Damn, that was good.
Game so tough but the blue spider wouldn't leave my sausage alone. Pee stream very strong
got to experience being a man for the first time in my life, and it sucked ass ass game, boring
10/10 Game better than CP77 and battlefield 4
as a trans man, my eyes have been opened thank you dong havers for fending off the toilet spiders
Just when i thought i couldn't get any harder I bought the math book and my ♥♥♥♥ fell so flat it was unreal That is when i realized the potential this game had a white tear ran down my leg as i proceeded to relaunch and grind out my pencil ♥♥♥♥ run
Literally the best most honest game about contemporary life for a roman catholic in the time of Celebrity Jeopardy and the shenanigans of the White House and as a man, it speaks to be, in a way that, as a man, I can understand.
Ran well, penis sizes are accurate af, 10/10 would buy again. will recommend to friends
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Momentum
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Audience
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