
Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
I regret nothing. Except maybe being sent to the Eastern Front as part of a Penal Battalion.
Je ne regrette aucun centime de ces 9,99 €.
this game decided my screenname for like 8 years why did i do that i have never watched anime in my life
you ♥♥♥♥ tanks
MMMMM TANK 😩
Ob’s stürmt oder schneit Ob die Sonne uns lacht Der Tag glühend heiß Oder eiskalt die Nacht Bestaubt sind die Gesichter Doch froh ist unser Sinn Ja unser Sinn Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ the tanks
Man, I hope these simulations will come in handy during WW3
Я прошел одну сюжетную линию, и о боже это прекрасно (мне не дали трахнуть пазика)
This game is nothing short of a masterpiece. The ending was abrupt but I saw it coming as a man going into the military desertion is quite serious but death is a bit extreme. Tog and IS-2 were my favorite for sure, Tog a random addition turns out to be an enjoyable experience besides the part where the character gets scolded for saying she was super heavy. IS-2 a proud and iconic piece to her peoples, while she is a bit off the deep end, she is also kind of sweet...besides the stalking. Overall good game I still don't understand what DLC you speak of.
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