Palm Simulator

One of the single greatest games I have ever played, you would be stoopid not to buy this and play it.

This game has far exceeded my expectations. What an absolutely incredible experience I've had so far! I've had this on my wishlist for a long while, so didn't hesitate to buy and install right away. I've been stood here for 2960 seconds while writing this - leaves outward, swaying gently to the near still breeze in the warm desert. I've never felt so alive, surrounded by my friends, overlooking pyramids in the distance. I'm slowly approaching the age of beginner tree and one day I hope to ascend further beyond... I hope I'll become an ancient monument in this luscious land. I cannot recommend this game more. I've bought it for half of my steam list now and it's provided a great laugh for all. Thank you for this masterpiece. If you buy it.. maybe you'll see me in the desert. I'm the palm tree that can't see you back, because.. well.. palm trees don't have eyes.