NotTheNameWeWanted

[h1]Описание:[/h1] Не ГТА 5, это хайпожорная змейка залетевшая в реки на громком названии. Правда потом очко поджалось и название быстренько поменяли (сейчас такое уже не проканает). Итак перед нами эдакая вариация змейки только на прохождение и с трешовой рисовкой в Paint. Юмор в игре туповатый, уровни простые, музыка-звук в норме, рисовка... ничего против такого не имею и сам таким промышлял, но мне не очень зашло как и сама игра... Без своего хайпового названия игре и показать то особо нечего и сейчас это обычный треш с картами. Не рекомендую. [h1]Оценка: 3/10[/h1] [h1]Послесловие:[/h1] [quote] Если вам понравился этот обзор добро пожаловать в кураторку [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/8114152] К и Ко [/url], там много других, хороших обзоров. [/quote]

Grand Theft Satire. Story: NotTheNameWeWanted (started it's life as NotGTAV) is a satirical take on british life. There's not much story to speak off, you play as different characters and their stories act like jokes than an actual story. However I have to admit that the game managed to get many chuckles out of me as it's very charming and very well written. Graphics: The store page let's you know right away that the horrendous graphics are a 100% intentional, but even as a joke they hurt to look at. It looks like a small kid drew all of it on paper with crayons and I do find certain caricatures pretty hilarious, so there's that, but once you get into gameplay it is very hard to pay attention cause everything just looks so awful you can't really make out what anything is. Audio: The audio design is completely made by people mimicking the sounds (just like Hidden Folks if you've played that). It's hilarious and honestly this was where the biggest laughs came from. The voice acting is also surprisingly good with plenty of great line deliveries. However there's one massive problem and that's that a lot of the times voice acting and sound effects overlap and quickly become too much to bear. Gameplay: NotTheNameWeWanted is snake game, where you go around and collect items and or avoid massive enemies. That's about all the gameplay there is and it works fine, but it is pretty stiff. In certain levels there's minor difficulty spikes, because the controls are pretty stiff. In the levels where you have to avoid enemies while they patrol the map you can easily run into them because you're fighting the controls just as much as the enemies which is pretty disappointing. Also the game is rather short, only roughly 30 minutes long so those difficulty spikes feel like they're there to extend the playtime. Verdict: I was certain that this was going to be a terrible game, but honestly as far as joke games go, this was very surprising. It's funny charming in a cruddy kind of way, so if you can put up with a janky snake game for some funny satire then definitely check this out. Final Rating: 7/10 Pros: + Pretty funny + Surprisingly good voice acting + Charming sound effects Cons: - Gameplay is pretty janky - Even though on purpose, the graphics still hurt to look at If you liked this review please consider joining https://steamcommunity.com/groups/completingthebacklog and https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ImperialReviews

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NotTheNameWeWanted,ButTheNameYouChose

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Если бы эта игра была персонажем Смешариков, она бы называлась Кал Калыч...

R.I.P Old name and the fact that the game is retired :(

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It's not fun it's boring. At least it's funny.