Lucky me gets to write the first English review for Neon Parkour.
Neon Parkour is a 2D minimalist platformer that looks and feels like a basic Unity Asset flip, although I couldn't see any distinct asset store asset that matches. It still has all the qualities of one, looking more like a concept than a game. Minimalist/low effort "art", simple, unengaging gameplay.
A bunch of what look like fake reviews all in Turkish, an immediate dump into cheap nasty game bundles to grab as much cash from this as possible, and a somewhat ambitious $2 price tag for this shovelware rounds out everything people should know about this "game".
[quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Response![/url][/quote]
The developer has weighed in to inform everyone they didn't read the [url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Usage Rules[/url] for Steam "partners", or they deliberately ignored the part where Valve says:
[quote]Though it may be tempting, not every review needs to be responded to. A developer response will frequently draw more attention than the original statement, potentially turning a small issue into a much larger community discussion. It's also not a good idea to use this feature to refute customer opinions. Your direct attention can be seen as validation or a defensive attempt to silence your customers.[/quote]
The developer seems to think it's not at all suspicious that the only reviews for this game that are positive all completely co-incidentally come from people who are from Turkey, the same place this game is from (it's really really uncanny, like what are the odds!), and don't own any other games, and only played this long enough to be able to write a review in Turkish.
That's a pretty amazing co-incidence! I stand corrected I guess!
