I know - I'm getting close to 500 thorough reviews, but I'm also getting boring and boring every and each day that passes.
I don't even know how to write properly in a language that I never studied for a single (school) day. Thank you NA region restrictions. So I learned NA (that included also Canada if I'm not wrong - 20 years without Chrono Trigger just to give an example here in Europe. NA-JP only and adapt our cartridges).
I love Unity. When they started to add Unity-engine-made games in Flash websites like Kongregate I was super excited, since it's been a great improvement.
But this should not mean at all that Unity alone is enough to create a somehow decent game. And when I see the usual trademark cube in tray with some weird name besides it, well.. you're gonna know even before opening it that it's gonna be something awful.
This game is supposed to be called My Zero Trip, but if you open in the usual way you'll see that it's called Clicker.
Yes, Clicker. Install it and check it out. Just Clicker.
You'll be greeted with a button - Play - and then it'll start in background some stupid lounge instrumental music and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MS Paint graphics depicting some shoes with "click me" written on and a few buttons on the upper part of the screen - some scoreboards, refresh, save, load, a weird thing that changes the text from Russian to English and an upgrade button on the upper right side which does..
Ok guys, I won't make this crap that long. This game is just an asset flip of other games published by this or similar Russian developers, such as Achievement Clicker and so on. It has the same graphics, the same buttons, the same shop features (basically just something that increases the points you get per click and the points you get per second, nothing more really).
The rest of the game consist just in clicking.
Though, this game is not an achievement spam game, meaning that it features just around 30 achievements (luckily Valve introduced around Spring, 2018 a new control system that blocks at around 100 the maximum achievements a new game can have, so that the 5000-achievements game are probably forever gone.. not those still on the market of course, but the new ones).. so well, you're gonna click and reach a maximum.
You'll then be able to click on "Refresh" and have a new maximum, so from 10 clicks to 20, 40, 80 and so on. You'll get then "money" that as I said is just used to buy some crappy things like "shoes" that give you 1 point per second or more until +30000 per second (something written only in Cyrillic by the way, even if you're playing in English), and "items" giving you points both on clicking and automatically from idling.
The game is all there. Clicking endlessly without getting anything different even if you stay here for an entire day. Well, I left one of my seven gaming PCs on with this thing going and that's it.. so many things to do these months.
This ♥♥♥♥ is just a shovelware, definitely to avoid at all costs by anyone. And everything that's written on the Steam store page makes no sense, since the game has no text or plot at all.
