My Waifu Is A Tank Girl! 💕

Ride in the tank and obey.

better than wargaming. japanese babes like toyota, make things

they didn't give me a sniff of a woman's dumpling for breaking through an enemy tank. After that I knocked out the entire enemy battalion and the main guard gave herself to me, I love this game

If she doesn't have a single top tier, then she should not even look in my direction.

[h2]Overview[/h2] First off, this game is not the game that was promised in early access, and is worse for it. While this game was never anything more than a silly joke, the current form it takes is just slop without the funny elements that made the original something silly enough to be worth a dollar. [h2]Current Game[/h2] The current game just drops you into a map, you have allied tanks (marked with stars) and you're against enemy tanks (marked with crosses). Other than that and the minimap, there's no other context to the game. You have one of two anime girls just moving around slightly in the corner, and other than that it's just tanks rumbling and shooting. There's not even the "they yell" part of the tagline. No dialogue at all. The shooting and control of the tanks is decent, and fun for 5-10 minutes, but there's no objective, little challenge, and definitely not worth a pricetag, full stop. It's just a worse clone of F2P games like War Thunder. There's also a mention of "unlocking a gallery". It's just 4 images. The same 4 images you see on the store page. You literally can just see the whole gallery there, so there's no point in even playing the game if some anime pinups are the only reason you're here. [h2]Original Game[/h2] The original game had anime girls visibly sticking their heads up out of the tank hatches, and whenever a tank was destroyed, its bikini-clad occupant would jump out and run around the overworld. The controls were terrible, but the silliness of it was worth at least a brief laugh. The battles also took place in destructible environments which added to the potential mayhem (a feature bizarrely removed from the modern build). The game was also bright and colorful, in stark contrast to the muted colors of the current build. [h2]Conclusion[/h2] Don't buy this game. 1.) This isn't worth the $3 you'd pay for it. It's really not worth even $1. 2.) Don't reward the devs for effectively removing the original game from anyone who still played it 3.) Don't reward the devs for such crap low effort work in general, especially given all the art in this game just looks like AI (not even putting in the token effort from Early Access) 4.) The current version isn't even funny or meme-able. It will just disappoint you. 5.) It's not worth the couple GB it will take up on your hard drive

Раньше было лучше(

ééééééé nevím co dělám blbě ale krom jedné stále se opakující mapy a 4 anime obrázků sem nic vic nenašel. Takže fakt nwm co víc bych k tomu řekl

Nice an keke, almost, with some wild imagination, like WoT/TankForce on anime steroids ;-)

Não lembro quem me deu esse jogo, de qualquer forma não somos mais amigos O jogo é incrível!

The best tank simulator