MudRunner

I am a 15 year old mud slinging truck dumping logs flipping flippers wearing mothertrucker, and probably one of the oldest spintiring mothertruckers in the game playing this world. I am a single log flipping mother to my TruckMudder, who is 56 now. My Mudson got this game for from his Mud, so we installed it on his Mud and he started playing. By the end of the mud he had 5000 hours on the mud. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for mud to find ways to spend time with my Logflippingson, let alone with his flipperweaing truck. He is always out with his mudfriends or just watching muddy adult movies on SnowrunnerHub of trucks having steamy physical encounters with trees, rocks and mushrooms. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him, her, they/them, mud/muddie. I loaded into the game and started changing gears but I was stuck on getting into the truck. how do you get into the truck? I tried entering the truck but I found myself in a strange world populated by naked mudmen running around with their hard appendages swinging in the breeze. I asked my Winchson for help and he screamed MORE WINCHES PLEASE, and went out to bash his head against trees, rocks, mushrooms, the Californians, the Russins, the Italians (limortacci loro). Which I couldn't join. It was the best time I had spent with my Mudson since my tiredeflating cat had died. This Mudruning snoweating tiresucking game has ever since brought me and my tiredeflating frog closer again and now we muddin' all the time: outside, inside, together, separated, in Russin, outside Russin, in depressing locations with my Winchdog, my alternate reality mudfriends with their strong appendages and my bagpipes cat friends. This game reminded me that there is a lot of mud to be drunk in every forest in... wait I don't know where the hell I am? Where am I? please help I am lost, who is writing this steam review? I don't know any more please stop, don't let the review end or I will die please no please recoom- Engine took 256 damage. Engine is stalled.