Moorhuhn (Crazy Chicken)

[h1]Лучшая игра в мире[/h1] Куробойка была первой игрой от которой я получил полный спектр всех возможных эмоций. Игра имеет в своем арсенале все. Это и продуманный открытый мир, пасхалки, секреты, блек джек, ебущиеся офцы, и конечно невероятно захватывающий киберспортивный геймплей. Это не только лучшая игра, созданная человеком, а скорее лучшее творение, из всех ныне созданных.

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Hey, ever watch the movie called Chicken Run. Oh, you did not watch it... Please watch it and keep on with this review. Did you hate those chickens? No, then move along then, this game is not for you. If so, did you want to kill them for being chickens with persona? Then step this way You have short amount of time to kill them chickens for a score. That is all. This game is just for local high score. Or what I call a two minute stress relief from everyday life. Kill the chicken and reload. Do not forget to reload. And shoot them crazy chickens. Does killing chicken make you feel like you are doing the whole world justice? ♥♥♥♥ yes. And do not forget to kill those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chickens. Now excuse me, I need to hunt for my dinner tonight. It is chicken killing time. Side notes: What you see above on the top page is what to expect. You shoot chickens, crazy ones at that. If you made it here without laughing, please check with your doctor. I think you had a stoke. Notes: This review may cause laughter and the reviewer is not responible for your cause of death. Well, maybe some crazy chickens. Chickens!!

To jsem takhle otevřela steam a viděla své dětství za dvě euro. Dnes se asi tato hra nehraje již o přestávkách na školních počítačích, ale slastný pocit smysluplného násilí napáchaného na slepicích z Morhuhnu ani po letech nevyčpěl.

A game from my childhood, I remember it fondly. Pure nostalgia! It is essentially a shooting gallery with quite some hidden things to shoot at and a cool menu song, however the original "Moorhuhn" franchise (consists of more than 30 games) and all its spin-offs will forever have a special place in my heart! This port is quite butchered and not faithful to the original 2005 release (under the name of "Moorhuhn X"), but still its the only available one here.

this chicken is crazy