'Member the Alamo?

Considering the inflood of new comments I will say this here instead of replying to a bunch of individual comments. PLAY THE GAME YOURSELF. If you genuinely think my review is bad please experience the pure agony that is playing this game. I am not exaggerating when I say it is the worst game I have ever played. I do not genuinely believe the game is a bitcoin miner, however, I will say that it is so poorly optimized even my NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 could not handle it. "You have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer" maybe this would be a fair argument if there was literally any way to turn down the framerate in the settings, but alas the developers did not see it necessary. I started the game and it lagged like hell, I then looked at my task manager and GPU was at 100%. Even after I turned settings as low as possible there was no way to change framerate. In terms of the actual story, the game is genuinely miserable. I thought it would be so bad it's good, but turns out it's just bad. The jokes are painfully unfunny and the political views are evident. During every chapter you have to sit through unskippable cutscenes that last from about 5-20 minutes. The final chapter is a sermon, I didn't think it was as bad as people said it was, though I was only able to make it through about 10 minutes before my game crashed. If you buy this game, try to beat it in under 2 hours so you can still refund it.

Love the games respect for history and its heart warming message to trans youth. seed and feed

I feel like a 14 year old made this to impress his friends at school.

My friend gave this to me as a joke gift. I got a couple of chuckles out of the intro and that's it. Not funny, not fun to play. Bonus was I didn't pay for it.

I rate it 14 out of 88

this game really changed the way i think about politics, american history, fearporn and the banking system buy if you are far right extremist

Good game for bad goys

absolutely a glistening gem every nanosecond pure bliss joy there were sad times there were good times but most importantly the Alamo!!!

I got caught dry rubbing it

As a mexican, from old stories from my heritage i can proudly say this a very accurate simulation of what the alamo was like. My great grandfather juan charlos told me pioneer stories of betsy the pistol and how she made love to our soldiers who now rightfully so in heaven. if i had 100 more pesos (5 more dollars) i would buy the game twice.