LocoSoccer Classic

This game is about 2% of the quality of Fifa/PES titles. It's also 2% of the price. Have at it. LocoSoccer is a hilariously low-quality physics game. The enjoyment of it is in its simplicity and the stupidity that happens on most plays. For a buck, you can't go wrong but if you're really careful with your money and feel a dollar isn't worth the risk, look up the browser-based game Soccer Physics and give that a go as it's a much shorter version of the same concept. Where that is a 1-minute game, LocoSoccer ups the ante with a full on 5 minutes of gameplay per match with a team of 5. Contrary to some of the other reviews, you can switch players if you happen to read the controls (which are really like 4 buttons. I literally play this one handed).

Lowcoball, while mostly bugless, features comically low production quality and, as other reviews have said, a mostly random playtime environment. I think that if it came out 20 years ago it would be an arcadey cult classic, but in this stage of video game development it's not there at all. If you want to buy a derpy game for your child to play while you go do something, or if you want a funny game to show your friends, go for it. But it's not worth any more than its price tag.

The customization options are impressive but the gameplay itself is really lacking. It's more of a joke than an actual game. Normally I'd say that if they fix the glitches the game would be a lot better but I just dont think theres a foundation here for a great game.

GAME PROS: Incredibly cute graphics! Fun sounds, really liked them Controls are pretty decent Moving around on the soccer field feels normal/real The physics FEEL REAL Hilarious game! GAME CONS: The tutorial - WTF! The tutorial is EASILY harder than the game itself! Switching players. Oh, you'll see!!! I would say 9 yellow stars out of 10. BUY THIS NOW!

Less crazy than rooting for team A to beat team B and basing your mood around that outcome.

Almost every time reviewing a Unity engine game I have to say it's interface feels clunky & unresponsive, in this one they made that irritating quality a stepping stone of their gameplay - the whole process of 'soccer' is chaotic beyond measure, yet the AI is always more aware of the possible ball's trajectories than you could ever be. This is meant to achieve comedy effect, it succeeds for the first minutes... I mean, how fun a broken keyboard is? And if you hit it against your own head? It certainly may be quite fun if you play before a (heavily drunk) audience though. It's a 2d game with crude 3d graphics, where you get 'to control' (irony) 5 blocks colored as soccer players (2 pairs and a goalie), you switch between them with 1-2-3 numerical keys, these blocks can move from side to side, jump up and jump sidewards rotating in the air. Pairs can part at your command, but in reality they just part on collisions & jumps, then you have hard time getting them where you want (like it wasn't so before). Most goals are totally unexpected, sometimes ball just stalls under a pile of blocks for half a match, both players being unable to move further (more like a rugby game). Other times ball gets airborn and jumps its relentless sine path ignoring physical laws in a random direction. AI goalie sometimes saves, player's almost helpless if unlucky. Probably this makes an allright local party game, but can also lead to madness in a loser & rage attacks when unlucky, for it often feels really unfair - strange hitbox detection, unpredictable lunar physics, sometimes what should move stands still and vice versa. Take with caution! I recommend only because of its low price & stupid fun.

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[h1] Another piece of junk. Get rid of it before it infects your library! [/h1]

It uses a solid concept, but the game is easily abusable if you push the AI around too much. It's good for a few minutes, but I wouldn't recommend it, honestly.

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