Land of Puzzles: Elven Princess

Garbage copy + paste games with copy + paste 5k spam achievements or 1 if it had profile features limited, this developer basically made a couple of game formats, hit CTRL + C then CTRL + V. The achievements appear to be unlocked in your library without even installing the game, but you actually have to install and launch the game for them to count. He also upped the price for every one of his games back in march 2019 up to 1000%! so his 90% discounts back to the original price would look better. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1927216178 His other account ''VT publishing'' that had games such as Crankies Workshop & the Fitzzle series, got caught in that massive ban wave the other day but somehow this one got through. Taking inspiration from this developers ridiculous copy + paste attitude, I've decided to review his games in the same way.

Серия мусорных паззлов.

Земли Пазлов: Эльфийские Принцессы — еще один из небольшого (в этот раз) паровозика пазлов, от любителей создавать такие одинаковые вещи из Ripknot Systems. По геймплею — примитивщина в которой надо собрать картинку, переворачивая отдельные её части. Всего 15 уровней-картинок, однако количество элементов можно изменить в настройках. По картинке - страшно все, как атомная неведомая х@йня. От меню, до интерфейса. Более\менее сами картинки, хотя не удивлюсь если все взято из инета. По этой части - картинки с девицами. Как итог: примитивный пазл, сотни аналогов которого можно найти бесплатно в инете. При этом убого сделанный. С одним достижением за старт. В топку. 2 картинки из 10 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1126193393 [i]P.s: если этот обзор был для Вас полезен ставьте лайк, а также добавляйтесь в друзья и подписывайтесь на меня как куратора - [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/28776273/] Обзоры онлайн [/url][/i]

Плюс одна идеальная игра в коллекции всего за 350 рублей.

[h3]The "Land of Puzzles" Series is little more than 15 images cut into rotating squares, doubled for 30 stages. Solve them, or don't; Either way, you earn an achievement for launching the game. Save your money and time, and instead see the Neko Waifu series, proof that a high quality product can be built on the same puzzle mechanic.[/h3] [i]These games are literal clones of each other, so my reviews for them will be largely repeated as well.[/i] Elven Princess' theme is fantasy cosplay, your ordinary day at the Renaissance Fair. Each level uses one image, first cut into 9 squares, then into 36. Rotate each square by clicking on it, until it's in the proper orientation, and rinse and repeat for 15 stages. I take no issue with cheap puzzle games, as there are plenty on Steam, but this one is hideously priced for the content and quality. To add insult to injury, it's virtually indistinguishable from the other entries in the same series - could the developer not be bothered to vary the UI or mechanics? Of course not: These games are part of a bizarre ecosystem that Steam has created, often featured as promotional giveaways for like, follow, and subscribe tasks. Whatever you do, don't pay for this one, search around and you can probably find it for free. Although it doesn't break any overt rules, I wouldn't be surprised if Steam finds reason to remove it, whether for review manipulation, achievement spam, or grey market key shop sales bypassing the platform. If you absolutely must buy it here, don't buy it outside the Portfolio bundle. Note this app is restricted, so it doesn't add to profile stats. [u]Achievement Hunters[/u]: Launch the game. 1 min to 100%

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Унылая игра.

Land of Puzzles: Elven Princess kicks you into its beautiful and dazzlingly dense cityscape with few restrictions. It offers a staggering amount of choice in how to build your character, approach quests, and confront enemies, and your decisions can have a tangible and natural-feeling impact on both the world around you and the stories of the people who inhabit it. Those stories can be emotional, funny, dark, exciting, and sometimes all of those things at once. The main quest may be shorter than expected when taken on its own and it’s not always clear what you need to do to make meaningful changes to its finale, but the multitude of side quests available almost from the start can have a surprisingly powerful effect on the options you have when you get there. Land of Puzzles: Elven Princess’ impressively flexible design makes it a truly remarkable RPG ---{Graphics}--- ☑You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Starring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

[h2] 🚮 Copy Cola[/h2] [quote] [h3] ❗ALERTA: [url=https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovelware]SHOVELWARE[/url][/h3] 🗑️ Shovelware são Jogos feitos rapidamente e sem cuidado, juntando assets/imagens com cola (e as vezes IA), sem testes e sem paixão, com o objetivo de inflar bundles e enganar jogadores. [/quote] O desenvolvedor tem diversos jogos de baixíssima qualidade. Todos bem zoados e bugados. Acredito que ele usa templates prontos. Fácil achar jogos em flash gratuitos com mesmo tema e melhor implementação. No lugar de aprimorar um jogo, ele lança um jogo ruim atrás do outro. A aposta é que algum jogo vingue e o desenvolvedor possa lucrar sobre os 'achievement hunters'. Sim, gente que compra jogo lixo para ganhar achievements fáceis. Ou talvez os jogos só servem como filler em bundles. Só sei que para jogar não servem. Não vamos deixar que lixo vingue. Desjoinha!

Всем привет. Так как я вчера хотел написать обзор, но я был никакой, то решил сегодня настрочить о нём что нибудь. Переводится игра как "Земля паззлов: Эльфийские принцессы". Крч игра эта идентична как в прошлой, тоже крутите куски, собирая при этом картинку, но на этот раз вместо замков, вы собираете прекрасных девушек. Музыка есть и немного отдаёт Скайримом. Я доволен что прошёл эту игру. Моя оценка 10 принцесс из 10.