Kung Fu Jesus

Being a schizophrenic, bad-ass, kung fu warrior in a crazy world of crime organizations, alternate dimensions, lizard people and ex-wives ain't simple, especially if you have to deal with insane visual and auditory hallucinations. This is an RPG-ish 2.5D retro street brawler inspired by 70s, 80s and 90s pop culture. The game is not for everyone and probably not the ideal casual game to relax a little after school or work. Nevertheless, the colorful environment and strange music samples combined with some good old martial arts can be quite interesting. Only for fans of psychedelic cult weirdness.

I haven't finished the game yet but this is my impression so far. [b]Gameplay:[/b] The gameplay consists mostly of a "2.5D" world I guess where you move side to side and you can move a little bit up and down the environment as well with mostly simple fighting mechanics in my limited experience of fighting games. There are fun combos that you can learn from doing different things and there are abilities that you can discover as you progress, all the while gradually leveling up your total health and energy levels. There are also a good amount of minigames which are surprisingly well made and fleshed out. To me they almost don't really feel like "minigames" in a sense because of how well made the ones I have come across have been. However, one downside is that once you are inside a minigame I don't believe there is any way of getting out of it until you have beaten it. [b]Soundtrack:[/b] The soundtrack of this game is stunning! It helps create the very unique atmosphere and so far the soundtrack is one of my very favorites of any game's and honestly even some of the best music I've heard in general in my opinion. [b]Visuals:[/b] The visuals of this game are some of the most psychedelic, sometimes creepy, and amazing I've seen before in a game. Overall the style and design of this game was wonderfully executed to make the game feel like some kind of crazy psychedelic trip mixed with the deteriorating mental state of Kung Fu Jesus. [b]Story:[/b] I can't make many comments about the story as I haven't completed it yet. But I think the fusion between reality and fantasy through mental deterioration and drugs is an interesting idea. The story (as I understand it so far) is made up of many different wild conspiracy theories and fictional things plus reality and it's all tied together into a huge elaborate story that you learn more about as you progress. Additionally, the dialog is well written and can be pretty clever and humorous sometimes. ______________________________________________________________ One thing I should note is that this game seems to have a very large amount of quality content and story, especially for an indie game and the price. I've played this game for a while now and I seem to have only scratched the surface.^_^ Something I should mention though is that this game is very difficult for me personally. It might be better if there was a difficulty setting you could change, but currently I don't think there is. Another thing I think I should mention is that there is something that could be confusing and intimidating with some boss fights. With everyone you fight where the intention is not to be a fight to the death, starting with Master S, the game will show them having large HP Bars. However, you only need to deal a small percentage of their HP (usually only around a hundred to few hundred damage later). Currently it seems to be unclear to me exactly how much damage you need to deal to end each fight like that. These "non-fight-to-the-death" fights will show the enemies having large HP bars of thousands of HP but I'm assuming that's simply their total HP as a character. When you enter a fight where the intention is to kill the enemy, their HP bar is much more reasonable with it showing something like ~500 HP later and once you deplete it then the fight ends. Overall this game has been a great experience so far and I'd recommend it to anyone interested!

It's painful to play this game long enough to be allowed to review it. It's obvious that someone put a lot of time into this game, and the whacked out story had me interested in progressing, but... the gameplay is so bad I can't force myself to continue. Unfortunately, the game sat in my library for almost a month before I played it, so I was outside the time window for a refund. Please learn from my loss. A short list of features: -No indication of how to leave the first room. Maybe you'll stumble into it. Maybe you won't. -Stiff controls. -Must repeat pointless hallways and dialogues over and over if you lose a fight. -Nonsensical difficulty ramping. -There might be more features, but I'm not sticking around to find out.

İçerisinde birbirine bağlı 3 hikaye barındıran bu oyunda karakterimiz ile birlikte dövüş yeteneklerini kullanarak kambolar ve özel yeteneklerini kullanarak düşmanlarımızı mağlup edebilirsiniz. Karakterimizin zengin bir hikayeye sahip olması ile birlikte birbirine bağlı 3 tane hikaye barındıran bir hikayeye sahip. Karakterimiz ile birlikte düşmanlarımıza karşı mücadele verebilir ve dövüş yeteneklerini kullanarak onları mağlup edebilirsiniz. Özel yetenekleri açarak düşmanlarınıza karşı farklı dövüş teknikleri işle birlikte saldırabilir ve kambolar yapabilirsiniz. Sizde bu tarz oyunlardan hoşlanıyorsanız bu oyuna bir göz atabilirsiniz. Daha Fazlası için küratörümüzü takip edebilirsiniz: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/33853013/] TimeReal [/url]

[quote]Para más reseñas como esta sígueme [b][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36258042/]en nuestra página de Mentor[/url][/b]. ¡Muchas gracias![/quote] [quote][b]Toda la información acerca de la historia del juego, en el caso de que sea indicada, pertenece a lo dicho en la descripción de la página de venta o es según comienza el juego. No es ningún spoiler. [/b][/quote] [h1][b] HISTORIA [/b][/h1] ¡Únete a Kung Fu Jesus en un beat 'em up rompedor y psicodélico ambientado en un mundo loco en el que convergen el crimen organizado, dimensiones alternativas, y artes marciales letales. Desde el sórdido inframundo hasta el plano espiritual y más allá – nada es lo que parece en Kung Fu Jesus! [h1][b] GRÁFICOS [/b][/h1] Bastante buenos, con una cantidad de texturas y animaciones bastante aceptables. Aunque el acabado de algunos personajes, tanto enemigos como el propio protagonista, podría estar mejor rematado. Pero por lo demás, es un juego exigente gráficamente hablando. Eso sí, la interfaz gráfica es muy pobre, tanto que sólo tienes opción de comenzar partida, continuarla o salir. No existe menú para cambiar la intensidad de la música o el sonido o poner subtítulos, opción esta última muy útil cuando el jugador se acerca a la televisión y empieza a hablarle. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2500995885 [h1][b] MÚSICA [/b][/h1] Melodías psicodélicas y alegres para acompañar a una acción también un tanto extraña y bizarra por momentos. [h1][b] JUGABILIDAD [/b][/h1] El punto fuerte del juego. El jugador empieza con tan sólo dos combos: uno de patadas y otro de puñetazos. Conforme se avance en el juego, se van consiguiendo nuevos. Este juego sólo se controla con mando (probado con uno de XBOX ONE), con lo que si eres de los que prefiere jugar con ratón y teclado posiblemente te sientas un poco decepcionado. Los controles aparecen al pausar el juego con el botón "Start". Con el botón "A" Kung Fu Jesus dará un puñetazo. Con el "B" bloqueará los ataques enemigos. Con "X" dará las patadas. Con "Y" saltará. Con "LB" dará una voltereta hacia atrás y con "RB" correrá. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2500995931 Si bien es cierto que a veces cuando le das al botón de correr a veces no responde con la velocidad que debería, en general el personaje protagonista responde bien a los mandos. El juego está completamente en inglés pero no es difícil de comprender. Como buen beat 'em up, el jugador se encontrará los típicos ítems de este tipo de juegos: armas que van desde bates de béisbol hasta armas de fuego pasando por los típicos ítems de comida. La historia del juego es de lo más psicodélica y alocada que he visto en mucho tiempo en un juego de estas características. Es mejor que la vayáis descubriendo por vosotros mismos conforme vayáis jugando. No quiero estropearos la sorpresa. Es un juego de un solo jugador que pone a prueba la habilidad del mismo en este tipo de juegos. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2500996005 Cuando nuestro protagonista se va a dormir, aparece en una realidad alternativa llamada "The Void" ("El vacío") en el que tendrá que enfrentarse a unos seres llamados "Shadowmen". El juego tiene un filtro tipo granulado que le da un aspecto cinematográfico bastante chulo. Eso sí, el modelado de los personajes y del protagonista podría haber estado un poco mejor. Quitando esta nimiedad, el juego ofrece unas cuantas horas de diversión para el jugador que ose adentrarse en la psicodelia y el delirio constante que es este "Kung Fu Jesus". También es bastante exigente a nivel gráfico: pondrá a prueba la GPU del jugador que se adentre en su mundo de psicodelia y violencia. Tiene algunos bugs gráficos menores que no afectan demasiado al gameplay. Tiene tres finales diferentes y muchos guiños y humor a lo largo y ancho de un título que no dejará indiferente a nadie. También tiene 33 logros, no tiene cartas ni objetos en la tienda de puntos. [b]PROS:[/b] [olist] [*]Historia. [*]Gráficos. [*]Humor. [/olist] [b]CONS:[/b] [olist] [*]Consumo excesivo de recursos. [*]El estilo gráfico puede echar para atrás a muchos. [*]Sólo está en inglés. [*]Interfaz gráfica demasiado parca en detalles. [/olist] [quote][b]CONCLUSION[/b]: Kung Fu Jesus es un buen beat 'em up, con multitud de combos a desbloquear y guiños y humor a raudales. Si te gustan los beat 'em ups con una historia diferente y no le temes a lo desconocido, no lo dudes y hazte con él. No te arrepentirás. Mi valoración final: [b]8/10[/b] [/quote]

Disorienting visuals, inability to control the audio, no subtitles to make understanding the ambient dialogue, poor controls in a 2.5 brawler gameplay, and the shallow philosophy of an excited freshman's first day sociology course. I bought this game thinking it'd be a fun short romp, this wasn't even worth the $15.