King of Texas

Okay, so first off, let me say this is shovelware at it's most basic. It's not an engaging game, the story is cringey, full of dad-joke tier one liners, and fairly "meh" art. The characters are a dime a dozen, with only the occasional flair of unique quality that is sandwiched in between development even more two dimensional than the art itself. The laughs die out after about the first mini-game, as the jokes overplay themselves a little, and the flirting becomes basically the plot setup for an adult video from a website of your choosing. All those negatives aside, it only costs a dollar, and the mini-game to dodge oncoming blockers in a football setting is kind of neat. Also, free 18+ patch :D. TL;DR - screw the head cheerleader (nice), your boss (HR alert!), and her assistant (or like... Marketing lead? I dunno, I was too immersed by her "dress") and be on your merry way for the price of a McDonald's coffee.

I cant remember if I paid for this or not, its not even worth looking. I'd ask for my money back, but its clear the devs of this game need it more than me. Either way, its not worth free play. Dont waste your time, go play some nutaku henti games.

jimothy believes that this game is a crime

Never before had I considered having a stone-faced football referee off on the side going "touchdown" when I'm in bed but know that after this game, the chance is not 0%.

Short but enjoyable VN, 1st playthrough was about 50, multiple routes and endings available, has some minor minigames throughout. Recommended! (Especially at such a low price : D )

best game i ever played... WOW the honkers... Awesome! would recommend to anyone else who hates liberals but wants to see a nice pair! :)

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Worth every dollar I guess, did NOT refund I promise xoxo

Um jogo de uma Visual Novel misturada com o género de Rugby. O mais inovador do género. Escolhe-te a equipa de acordo como prossegues nas história e só tens de fazer o touchdown para terminar o nível. Deviam haver mais jogos de Rugby com Visual Novel como este. 10/10

this is by far the best game on steam 10/10