Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
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Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Epic publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $2.24−85% | 2.8Kreviews | 85% | — | $148.3K |
| $14.99 | 1.1Kratings | 85% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 133 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
goat simulator with a lot more gore and a lot less fun. it's not good.
Actually kind of boring, no incentive to do things. Achievement grinder simulator.
[b]As fun as an afternoon spent at your granma's | KAMGUSTA's MINI REVIEW[/b] A chaotic and occasionally funny sandbox, but the novelty wears off quickly. The physics can be entertaining (at least for a while), yet the gameplay often feels repetitive, clumsy and frustrating rather than genuinely rewarding. It may provide a few laughs with friends (if you have any), but as a solo experience it becomes tedious fast. Yes, you play as an old man/woman. Deep as a puddle. [b]Best played with keyboard & mouse Recommended buy price: 3$ Score: 5/10[/b]
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Every market we collect.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 133 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
100% ~ 9h If you're playing the game to have fun and ♥♥♥♥ around, it's great. If you're playing the game to 100% it, it's annoying as hell.
- Take Goat Simulator - Add game breaking bugs (dialog popups opening constantly and interrupting your every move) - Remove the map - Remove objective markers - Add an HORRIBLE UI - Remove ALL the fun And you get this game. 1/10. Not even worth 2€.
spent 20 minutes on this game in the starting area, refund is pending
It's alright I guess, really funny for the first hour or 2 but gets boring fast, one session was enough for me.
Fun sandbox game all about dying and doing wacky stuff, It's fun especially with a friend or friends, It's a bit finicky but seeing how it plays out, it kinda adds charm, the moment I unlocked the jetpack , it was unbelievably fun to play the game, and overall achievement-wise it's pretty straight forward 7.5/10
На Steam Deck хорошо, никаких серьёзных моментов не заметила, кроме как маленького текста в описаниях заданий. Спасибо Lenovo за раздачу! Игра от создателей Симулятор козла, и играется почти так же как симулятор козла. Если кто не знает что это за игры такие, то объясняю просто. Игра симулятор, без особого смысла, в которой можно находить много точек интереса способных развлечь игрока. В данной игре у вас конкретно симулятор пенсионера в комичном мультяшном мире где любая вещь способна лишить вас жизни. Я бы даже назвала это Final Destination (пункт назначения), ну, кто смотрел фильм тот смотрел. В отличие от симулятора козла, в этой игре всё таки есть цель и игру можно пройти. Вы старик который сбегаете с пенсионата и собираете средства на поездку во Флориду. Для этого нужно выполнять различные задания из книжки, по типу затрольбасить 10 человек или отрубить себе голову и остаться в живых... Не маленькая карта, правда довольно запутанная в отличии от козла. Точек интереса достаточно, но начало игры мне понравилось больше всего потому что оно было в виде пазла и довольно комичное, что пока пытаетесь выбраться вы то подскальзываетесь, то к пираньям попадаете в аквариум. Так же в игре есть мультиплеер и режимы для него. В мультиплеер можно играть и на стандарной карте. Как итог. Ну, неплохо, мне конечно козёл более симпатичен, но и в этой игре можно что поделать. Купить чтоб поразвлечься самому или с друзьями можно, а если собирать 100% то запаритесь.
Você joga como um idoso ou uma idosa e aterroriza as pessoas.
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