Jumping Henry

I wish there was a neutral. Henry controls very slippery and those green pads are incredibly hard to jump on. The hammer level is frustrating because those things yeet you. The download is very large for what this is but I was laughing while playing it so worth it I guess.

Jumping Henry: The Game That Proves Gravity Is Overrated Henry jumps. That’s it. That’s the game. And yet, somehow, it’s absolutely addicting. You start with one little hop, thinking, "This is easy." Five minutes later, you're hyper-focused, sweaty, and questioning your life choices as you desperately try to grab just one more coin. Henry doesn’t run. He doesn’t fight. He just jumps, like a man possessed by the spirit of a trampoline. There’s no deep lore, no dramatic cutscenes—just you, Henry, and an unreasonable number of coins floating in the air. Why is Henry jumping? Does he have a goal? Is he okay? We may never know. But what we do know is that once you start playing, you won’t stop. One more jump. One more coin. One more failed attempt that makes you want to throw your keyboard into the sun. Simple? Yes. Fun? Way too much. Henry might not have a backstory, but he has hops—and that’s all that matters.

[quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_flip]Warning: Asset Flip![/url][/b] "Jumping Henry" is one of literally thousands of creatively bankrupt asset flips infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere.[/quote] Here we are in the "Just why???" section of Steam Direct with one of the laziest "Digital Homicide" style asset flips I've seen in literally minutes (yeah, Steam is full of this kind of junk). It's a bunch of Unreal Marketplace assets arranged into a pointless, directionless 3D platformer minimum viable product. The only thing that's missing is a cash grab price tag and paid reviews from Russia. And while it's slightly more ethical when those are absent, the game itself is indistinguishable in quality from those more sinister asset flips. There's nothing here worth your time. So, "Jumping Henry" is partially or completely made up of stock assets, "borrowed" from asset stores and free asset websites. Little, if anything in this game is the creation of the "developer". While there's no up front price for this asset flip, the other problem with asset flips is that when developers aren't capable of doing their job and creating high quality assets, it's also true they can't do any of the rest of the job of a game developer either. That's definitely true for "Jumping Henry", and this kind of asset flipping never results in games that have quality or value for PC gamers. You're forced to sign a highly questionable yet legally unenforceable End User License Agreement... for such a relatively low effort, low quality product, this comes across more as a delusion of grandeur than anything else. This agreement includes questionable requirements that may attempt to revoke consumer law protections that gamers expect to have, which is also highly problematic. Developers must learn they are here to serve gamers, not control them. I had my cat walk over the keyboard while the EULA was displaying, which fixed that problem for me. Now on to pricing and value for gamers. This is "free" enough (not every "free" game in the "free" section is truly free, there's usually some hidden price tag), at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good, and the cost of a game is more than just financial, your time is valuable too. In terms of public reception, this failed. There's over 130 million unique gamers visiting Steam every month. SteamDB showed the game peaked at [b]only 2 concurrent players[/b]... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Given that this free title won't increase your game collector count, is it worth your time to add it to your library? Nope. There's no up front cost here, but I still feel like I got ripped off, and I didn't even spend any money. That's how bad this is. [b]Note: Joke reviews[/b] As usual, with some of the worst games on Steam, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, mocking the game for just how bad it is. The comedians give us the usual "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it. Because most of the reviews are humorous but also insincere and not reflective of the actual quality of the product, the positive review score for this game should be taken with a grain of salt.

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Massive game, graphics are great. Platform around to get some coins, you can jump up to 4 times, flappy bird style. This was covered as part of this week's episode of Free2Play Weekly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6GZtjGTbg&t=2732