It's the future, bees have taken over the world... John Fart and a cartoon bear are fighting back by traveling to the past! Will it work? Will they noscope the bees? Now THAT'S the question!
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About
The Deep Story
It's the future, bees have taken over the world after the bee-pocalypses, thankfully a group of rebels are fighting back! Their plan? Go back in time to 2022 before the bee-pocalypses and stop it! Their issue? They are low key kinda scared of bees, their solution? Travel into a book and get the most famous cartoon bear in the world to help them! Sadly, he's a tiny bit more annoying than they anticipated... Not only that, they also hired a cameraman to follow them around to make a documentary about their story.. "No Honey at Home".
The Gameplay
The game is an interactive movie where you will be playing the camera-man hired by the rebels to document their time travel effort in a mockumentary style. But what do you actually do in the game? It's simple, once in a while you will need to do a choice in the game. The choices will affect the next cutscene and the ending, now that's absolute cinema
The Features
Amazing life like graphics (Full motion footage)
Multiple endings
Animated Cartoon Bear superimposed on the live action footage
Funny ahah jokes that make you go ahah (Because it’s funny, lol)
Epic action scenes worthy of a 1 billion dollar blockbuster movie (Where they only used 0.00000000000000067% of their budget)
Time travel storyline
Bonus footage with behind the scene showing props used in the game
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Epic publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
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SteamYou are here | $4.99 | 11reviews | 91% | — | $1.4K |
| $4.99 | 106ratings | 86% | — | not modelled | |
Reviews
Kimulator if you read this, add sex to john fart
After playing this game, my urethra will never be the same size. John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness inspired and compelled me to expand my urethra using various sounding instruments, even using pressured gas. The subsequent development of my urethra into a cavernous hollow has given me great pleasure, but has opened me up to potential fungal infection, so definitely think about that before you play this game. The gratuitous increase in the size of my phallic canal has greatly aided the flow rate of my urination, and although it is very difficult to control now, it is very helpful to only take 3 or 4 seconds. Overall, I would probably rate this game a 7/10, as it is great for value but the fungal tonics and various urethral expansion methods can get expensive. Highly reccomend for those who are very into sounding, but it is not for beginners.
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
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Peak Cinema
I need John Fart 2
Les🥖Français🥐
You're definitly buying an experience with this game. It was funny and i was a big fan of the little animated bear. Very lovely game I think the storepage gives you a pretty good picture of what it is. Not very long to get to the end. I still have options to explore tho. Would i recomment it? To some people, yeah.
I came. Twice.
Well, I'd say it's a strange game. Hmm, what should I say? There's a lot of talking, I'd say. And there are options where you have to click to see what happens, but the funny thing is that the people around just watch them talking like they're crazy. But yeah, I'd recommend this game/movie, maybe, but I'd give it a good rating because they probably spent hours making all those video cuts, haha. =)
game 10000000/10
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