Internet Survivor Survivors

Internet Survivor Survivors is an all flash, nearly no substance survivorlike full of outstanding art, music, and memes you need to be terminally online to understand the entirety of. It's not an unfun game, but by the second level you've experienced 98% of the game's content. The first 5 levels are just the same levels looped and are laughably easy, only for the last two to be quite difficult to where they almost feel unfair, like it's padding for time and they want you to farm the skill upgrades though they're insanely expensive and feel like they barely do anything. Gameplay is your standard survivor game affair, walk around auto attacking stuff to get exp and money and new weapons and the like, though there's truthfully not that much to get. There's only seven or so weapons and a few of them feel redundant, and none are as good as the starter weapon. Weapons do change and gain powerful new effects when they reach max level which is nice, it's pretty fun seeing what will happen when you max it out. You can buy some buffs like magnetism and faster movement and shooting but there really isn't that much depth to the gameplay otherwise, there's no stores so all the money you pick up is just for rerolling on your level ups. There's two special encounters, Wriggle and a gacha ticket, one which can drop a massive variety of powerful buffs and effects when defeated and the other which gives you a fun little animation and 1-5 items, but there's nothing on the map so there's no reason to explore and the appearance of these encounters are completely random, save for the guaranteed gacha drop when defeating a boss. Bosses are theoretically cool but practically a joke because destroying their bullets heals you, meaning you can park your vampire ass right next to them and just sit there smashing them and out-heal any damage you take, save for final Remilia who's bullets you can't break; which is actually kind of a problem because you also can't see her attacks when you have a bunch of fully upgraded weapons and your own bullets are completely covering everything on the screen to the point you feel like a Rensenware victim. Flandre also has a weird hurtbox, you'll very clearly collide with enemies and bullets and take no damage as your hurtbox is quite a bit smaller than your sprite which makes it difficult to visualize. Man, the music though. I've heard a few songs from beatMARIO/COOL&CREATE but was not familiar with some of them here, absolutely killer tracks I will definitely be listening to outside of the game. The art is super great, it's funny seeing Flan yapping into the camera the entire time and I think the designs used for Cirno and Rumia might be my new favourite looks for them. Overall, I would not recommend this game to anyone who isn't a hardcore Touhou head, I think it just lacks too much substance, content, and game design polish to really be worth it in this genre when you can get far more substantial games like Megabonk or even the original Vampire Survivors for cheaper, or hell even Holocure which is completely free. This is a Touhou fangame first and a survivorlike second, so only someone specifically interested in JUST seeing Touhou stuff would get the most value here, and even then I'd suggest getting it at a discount, unless you're just interested in supporting the creators. It's not necessarily a bad game but outside of these factors you can get a better survivorlike or a better Touhou experience elsewhere.

立绘可爱小人可爱剧情可爱芙兰超可爱 游戏性作为类幸存者来说实在是不及格，难度曲线到真蕾米直接飙升，艰难蠕动到30级最后告诉我要和蕾米拼坦度直接力竭，实在不行出个护盾类武器呢，看看隔壁的地狱公主吧 还有我有那么多订阅人数不能给个开局升级吗粉丝都是恩人啊)

I am really disappointed with this game. Seriously, in terms of charm and music, this game has too many issues to be really worth the 15-dollar price tag (or my 12.75 on sale). Starting with the good stuff: -Sound design is amazing, just what one would expect from Beatmario. I - love a lot of the character designs too, especially the glitchy Rumia and modern Meiling. -I also find that the maxxed weapons are literally spellcards that Flan used in Touhou 6. It was fun getting a new item and upgrading it enough to go like "wau it's gonna be **** spellcard?" But... that's kinda where the good stuff ends... -As charming as this game was, there were many technical issues. I believe this game's missing texture is the TV no signal rainbow screen? At first, it was unobtrusive enough to seem like just a fun style choice for pickups. But then I got the fruit weapon, where it just obstructs enemies. It also is present as many bullets like Cirno's and as the magic circle where it is red tinted attached to bosses. -Additionally, I use a multi monitor setup (left, middle/main, top, right) and for some reason, this game makes my right monitor go black while it is active. -Like other reviews said, this game has relatively little content. I didn't care enough to make it to stage 3 with all these issues though. I saw that they somewhat tried to go for replayability with the hashtag system? I think I counted like up to 150 hashtags to collect, but it just seems a bit weak. In conclusion, this is a really cute and charming game. I really REALLY wishes it can succeed. But in the current state, it kinda doesn't... deserve to. It has adorable elements, but the issues are too many/severe for me to recommend this game in good faith.

倍速モードないしレベルも３０までだしリロールしても変わらない事多いし 自キャラデカいし弾幕濃いのに敵の弾幕壊せないボスで画面弾幕で埋まって見えなくて避けれなくて４ぬしストレス高い

这种情况的话，是时候拆开一层包装纸了！莱万汀这会可是很烫的！

이쁜 똥이다 진짜 도트는 뭐든 다이쁜데 이새끼들 뱀서에 대한 이해도가 1도없음 내가 플랑빠인데도 이건 괘씸해서 환불해야겠다 맵2개를 돌려쓴다 3스테랑 1스테이차이? 몹이왼쪽에서 좀더많이나옵니다 몹이 오른쪽에서 좀 더 많이 나옵니다 배경색깔 빼고 보스도같다 아무리 뱀서라도 긴장감이 있어야지 초반은 답답하고 무기하나 풀업하면 걍 가만히있어도 깸, 돌아다니는이유? 할게없어서 시발아 노래는 좋았다 노래는 걍 이돈으로 유튜브 프리미엄 구독해서 동방메들리 들을래

吸血鬼幸存者+互联网幸存者吸血鬼芙兰朵露，能把这种合适到几乎能成冷笑话级别的元素凑在一起，Mario桑能想到这个你果然是天才吧！ 作为游戏主题的《Internet Survivor》这首歌是互联网混沌亚文化一部分历史的记载，也是我们这群在这个环境里浸泡了十几年现在还没离开的人很难忘记的记忆。过了那么多时间互联网的风气早就改变了很多，当年的文化过去的规则也早就不存在了，现在已经是新一代网民的互联网了。但是每次听到这首歌就被唤醒了记忆，通过东方这个通达古今包罗万象的同人平台和独一无二的文化，通过Mario桑的歌曲，就感觉新朋友们加入了很多，但我们经历过的那个混沌时期也没有被遗忘嘛。新人和老登都没关系，大家都还远远没有闹够！所以我非常喜欢互联网幸存者这个说法，也许是最能符合自己身份的一个词。就每次感觉差不多得了吧的时候，就总有一股奇迹般的力量在支撑着自己没有丢掉互联网上和线下生活的活力，这大概就是一名幸运的幸存者吧。所以从听到这首歌，从真正听懂这首歌后，至今我的SNS账号前缀名一直都是Survivor。 说回游戏本身，我其实并没有玩过任何幸存者类游戏没法横向比较，以及场外因素影响过大，不太能给出自己中肯的评论，至少我自己是玩得傻乐的。不过不论是登场角色，强化招式和地图内容感觉还是属于偏少的，第五关开始难度曲线感觉跨度也有点大，游戏本身的内容不知道以后还会不会调整和充实一下。 [strike] Mario桑，你看到了吗——（纯狐音） 谢谢🍆！[/strike] 今年也要有东方！！！！！