
I will eat you! Run, hide, shout and try to survive in the game, full of fun and funny moments. Play with random players or with friends. But whatever you do, DO NOT ENTER THE DEN OF THE BEAST!
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Languages: English*, Russian*, French*, Italian*, German*, Spanish - Spain*, Norwegian*, Polish*, Turkish*, Finnish*, Swedish*, Traditional Chinese* +7 more
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Оно мертво давно уже...
I initially clicked on this thinking it was some avant-garde cooking game. Maybe Gordon Ramsay's new nightmare show? But no, it’s a masterclass in "Run or Be Eaten: Cardio 101". Game Rule: Don't skip leg day. EVER. You'll thank me later. When I was promised “I Will Eat You,” I was hoping for a buffet. Instead, I got a buffet of horrors. On the plus side, I think I lost weight just from the stress sweat. Graphics? Clearer than my skin after a detox cleanse. Atmosphere? Tenser than a vegan at a barbecue. I can't tell if this is the worst way to be invited for dinner or the best way to promote a diet. Probably both. I haven't been this scared of food since the last time I tried to cook and nearly burned down my kitchen. Minus one star because every time I play, I get oddly hungry. Maybe it’s the adrenaline? Or perhaps it’s the subconscious realization that I could be a snack. Literally. Would recommend if you've ever wanted to mix your cardio routine with crippling existential dread. Bon Appét-run for your life!
te voy a comer
Bear.
i am going to eat you!
tone ulheyne mi game ga guys
Медведь своей огромной жопой сломал мне компьютер...
The suicide ratings in my group went up a 100% while playing this game
É legal para jogar com os amigos.
good game, but its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead.
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Momentum
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Audience
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