I saw IT

I noticed that this game didn't have any reviews, so I decided to bite the bullet and try this one out. This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful, and the developer should be ashamed of themselves. In this game you walk around an empty lot, and you kill around five zombies, and then the game is over. Please do yourself a favor, and avoid this one at all costs.

Being a huge Horror fan like I am, I decided to check out this Parody game and see what I got.. After all the movie IT both remake and original mini series are amazing.. (I can even get past neither movie actually touching on the whole sewer orgy, coming of age scenes) The game itself is a short 10 - 15 minute affair, and i'm being fairly generous with that time frame. You're mission is to kill 5 different creatures (which are supposed to be the shapeshifter) and upon each creatures death they drop a key.. That's pretty much the game in a nutshell.. Going into the game a few things need to be understood.. The game is a gamegeru game, and features pre-bought assets.. I don't personally have a problem with that, heck the game only cost .69 cents when I bought it and will be .99 cent when the current sale ends.. This is one of those games which could have done well with a bit more added to it.. Maybe a few additional weapons (I found an Ax, but the shotgun from the trailer eluded me..) Also more enemies.. I'd recommend the developer going in an adding a few stages,, maybe reducing the size of the forest, and adding a few new locations you visit. Give the game a little depth and content.. For .99 cent I can understand not wanting to put much work into the game, but being that it's a an asset flip, the developer should have created something with those assets.. Add 5 stages, one for each of the shapeshifting zombies.. maybe add in some additional enemies to actually make use of the large amount of terrain. Each stage could be themed, like a fun house for the Clown, a police station for the officer, etc etc etc.. Even if you just wanted to keep it in the woods, at the very least add a cabin or house or something. The bugs I saw, were floating bodies, they had no bottoms attached and floated in mid air.. likely meant to be placed on top of a tree stump but the stump didn't exist.. Recommendation : for the price of .99 cent, normally I recommend those games, if they provide some additional content, achievements, trading cards, something to help justify buying the asset flip. This game lacks those things and the content provided is a tough sell for .99 cent. I'd say avoid this game until and unless the developer decides to add some additional content to bulk up the game a little at the very least.. A great premise, but failed execution, the only saving grace is the game only cost .99 cent..

horrible on every point of view: -barely nothing happens in the first 10 minutes -fighting system is horrid, monsters even more -the map is boring -you see enemies floating in the middle for no apparent reason. Just a bad cheap budget game that you should avoid at all costs.

[h1]«I saw IT»[/h1] Убогая поделка на «GameGuru», маскирующаяся под игру. Полное прохождение: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpTo4WUIRw Полное прохождение заняло у меня 5 минут. В «I saw IT» одна небольшая локация с пятью врагами. Топором убиваем этих баганных уродцев, и конец игре. «Разработчик» не приложил даже минимум труда, чтобы сделать этот «шедевр». Не считая того, что локация крохотная, почти пустая, а часть декора висит в воздухе, так еще присутствует куча критических багов. Игра часто не засчитывает ваши удары, враги при этом не получают урон, а вы умираете или наоборот, дает вам возможность завалить врага одним взмахом. Без сохранений игру не пройти. Сохранения тоже багают, но в нашу пользу. Каждая загрузка прибавляет нам ключик, как будто мы убили очередного врага. Мусор, который ничего не стоит. Если нравятся подобные проекты, то запускайте «GameGuru» и создавайте свои. Уверяю вас, что вы сделаете в разы круче.

I dont know what to say liked das video

From the mind of "Archer:Dead Hunt" "I Saw IT" is another atrocious excuse for a steam indie horror game. Even at 60 CENTS it ain't worth it. The game is basically a 5 minute barrowed asset dumpster fire. "GAMEPLAY" VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Tb9iy50S8&feature=youtu.be

"I Saw IT" is more than a game, it transcends what normal humans would call a "Masterpiece". It's pure beauty and geniality are hard to grasp for those who lacks the sentinent capacity to realize that we are getting closer and closer to the core of what we ignorantly call our universe, and that (it) is whom will bring us to the explosive conclusion of everything we've ever known. It's philosophic genious start right at the loading screen, which is more than the game getting itselft ready so we can't be consumed by madness after witnessing it's full potential, it's something more. Subtlety, we're giving tips on "controls" for the game. At first glance, it's just normal controls, but upon closer inspection you realize that it's decieving (the player) into believing in alternate universes. For instance, (it) says that you can press E to open doors, even though there aren't doors in the game. You can crouch and jump, but there's no obstacles. You can reload, but there's no bullets. And the most mindblowing of all, F doesn't turn on your Flashlight, it "Turns on the light". Scared yet? What could they mean by turning on the lights? Could it mean that we're just pawns on a bigger plan, nothing more than puppets on a show? It marvelously leaves subtle hints to interpretation and i'm shaking by the mere thought of having to turn on the lights at home. Would i dare to press F? I'm speechless. This is true Genious. Our first objective is to find a fireplace and equip a weapon. Notice how the flames are green and burns in thin air, we'll get to it later. When you equip the Assis Axe of Alderan you soon realize that ((the_player)) holds it between his eyes, which covers a good amount of the screen. For me it was hard to see because of this, but it's again a subtle criticism about the vanity of men. Even in a forest far away from society, the player holds this material object like it's himself, and slowly becomes the weapon. Man. Becomes. War. It gives shivers down my spine. Our second objective is to find 5 keys. It would be quite a ordinary task, but we soon realize that these keys are hidden inside monsters. Yes, fellow humans, monsters are real and for achieving true enlightment we have to destroy them mercilessly. So we do it. There are dozens of corpses around the forest, which we soon realize that aren't the monsters victims, but ours. MBW (Man Becomes War). I got tired of writing this ♥♥♥♥ the game is awful bye.

The rampant asset flipping on steam has lowered the bar so much on games that i can say this has at least the positive of being beatable. If you think 1 dollar is a good price for about 15 minutes of content then this game is average... horray.

Just dont.

This game brought a new sight to my eyes. I have never seen a game so bad in my life. It is worse than Action 52 (1991). Don't ever ever make a similar game again.