MAR WAR: The Evil Awakens

This game needs more work

[h1]«MAR WAR: The Evil Awakens»[/h1] Такая же кривая поделка на «GameGuru», как «THE ARCHER: Dead Hunt» этого же издателя. Неграбельный выхлоп, дающий лишь +1 в библиотеку. Больше никаких плюсов. Ну может вас порадует зомби с шестью сосками, но это не заслуга «evlavv_studio», а готовой модели, что использовали в «GameGuru». Заставить себя поиграть в это я не смог. Хватило на 2 минуты. В игру не вложили ни капли труда и фантазии. Лучше бы сделали одну комнату, обклеили обоями с так полюбившимся народу сисястыми тянками и заставили плясать этого зомби с шестью сосками. Приписали бы игре тег «нагота». И это был бы шедевр по сравнению с этим… я не могу подобрать подходящего слова, чтобы не оскорбить автора этой убогой «игры». Хапаем очередной «шедев» Стима на профиль и радуемся, но пытаться в это играть я категорически не рекомендую.

[table] [tr] [th]実績状況[/th] [td]0 / 0[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]記録時間[/th] [td]54分[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]ゲーム解像度[/th] [td]1920 X 1080[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]WindowMode[/th] [td]不可[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]感想[/th] [td]某[url=http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33652861]動画[/url]に同調圧力をかけられたので購入 残弾数の少ないハンドガン一丁とよく分からないナイフ一本で出口を目指すゲーム 敵の存在を完全に無視出来る前提ならナイフのみでクリアが可能な設計になっている 基本的に進行を妨げている横長ドラム缶(以下砦)の様なモノは押す事で動かす事が可能で特にしゃがみジャンプが有効 クリアまでのルート 一番目の砦は左端から通り抜け 二番目の砦は左端からしゃがみながら通り抜け 三番目と四番目の砦はゾンビを撃破後右端からしゃがみジャンプを連打して通過 分かれ道は左が正規ルートで右がバグ使用で進行するルートになる バグ使用は右の壁と壁との隙間をジャンプして横断して即死トラップの後ろに出る 即死トラップを抜けた正面の謎のゲート裏にハンドガンの弾が落ちているのでAIMに自信がない人は回収すれば良い AIMに自信がある場合ヘッドショットで一撃なうえにショットガンを落とすので不要 銃兵士一番目の砦はジャンプ 二番目の砦は破壊 三番目と四番目の砦は右端しゃがみジャンプで通り抜ける事が可能 四番目の砦を通り抜けると謎のゲートがある為、Eキーを押して開く この時ゲートに接触していると即死する為少し離れておく ゲート奥に銃兵士が居るので倒してクリア 個人的には購入する価値以前に無料だとしてもプレイする価値がない駄作だと感じました WindowModeが不可能だけど強制的にWindowサイズを変更する事は可能[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]評価[/th] [td]1 / 5 (F[strike]u[/strike]ckGame)[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]Curator[/th] [td][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/29349549/]https://store.steampowered.com/curator/29349549/[/url][/td] [/tr] [/table]

A confession: yes, I knew full well what I was buying when I forked out my 49c for this (on sale, 'natch). A reviewer's gotta review: I review, therefore I am. Did I honestly expect that I'd give this product a thumb-up? Of course I didn't. In fact, I would've been gob-smacked if I was in the present process of coughing up a POSITIVE review. (That said, I didn't expect it to be [i]this[/i] bad...) Look at the title, for frig's sake: MAR WAR. First bad sign. Now look at the screenshots. Yep: another GameGuru game. Now look at the price...HOLY SHAMOLIE! They actually have the gall to ask FIVE BUCKAROONIES for this steaming load of bollocks, in the CURRENT YEAR no less! Well, colour me putrid and call me Gertrude. That's really quite silly, that is. TL;DR: it's utter [i]balls[/i]. Possibly the worst GameGuru game I've ever played, and trust me, that's truly saying something. Medals for bravery need to be promptly issued to anyone with the mettle to get past the first five minutes of "gameplay". Verdict: 0.1/10. (PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/ http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10868048-Truly-Horrible-Horror-Games/?appid=398210 Cheers!)

This is the best MAR WAR game ever, the series has never been so bug free before 10/10 would lick again.

Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6191aKZWrfc Poorly designed game, which is why it baffles me that it's the most expensive. Bad design choices and cut corners make for a tedius and frustrating journey through the five minute long campaign. You cannot convince me that this took longer than an afternoon to develop. Poorly made game, even for Gameguru. Overpriced and lazy.

She's rough boys. Flipping a coin is more entertaining than this game.

Got this game on sale for 39p (GBP) a few years ago, in 2021. Searched for worst-rated games and scrolled up a bit to find something actually playable and, although it was an absolutely awful game in a negative way, shocking that someone had the dignity to make this and feel like they had the right to sell it, and a positive way in that I somewhat respect the grift and grind, I still overall think I am glad I got this game. Only the 11th game I got on steam, it has always served as a sort of physical rock bottom for me, in that if I feel insecure that my own work or personal life or anything else isn't where I'd want it to be, I can always look back at my time playing this game and know "things could be worse." In summary, not as a joke, this game has actually proved to be a core part of my development and coming of age even if I haven't played it since, as it shaped my expectations and understanding of what is possible, and I have absolutely no regrets in my purchase.

Before i descovered cs go gambling, i used to spend spare change on ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game's like these and to be honest i dont know which is worse.