Listen up, sugar!
If y’all are lookin’ for a hoot and a holler with a side of dark humor, look no further. This one’s a real kicker!
XD
Ever wonder what it’s like to be a big-shot superstar? Livin’ the high life with folks across the map caterwaulin’ over ya 24/7? Well, imagine havin’ yourself a "superfan" who’s got a powerful itch to be with ya... and she don't care what she’s gotta do to make it happen.
Problem is, this gal is more irritatin’ than a burr in a saddle. She’s been pokin’ her nose where it don't belong one too many times, and she finally went and crossed the line.
Good luck steerin' clear of Tina. She ain’t just your run-of-the-mill obsessed fangirl; she’s a plumb loco stalker. You can skedaddle all you want, but there ain’t no hidin' from her. She’ll sniff out your trail like a bloodhound no matter where you tuck away.
Tina’s sharp as a briar, too—settin’ deadly booby traps and puzzle locks to stop you dead in your tracks. In her mind, if she can’t have ya, nobody can.
The game’s a real survival-horror spoof. Your only job is to tuck tail and run, 'cause you ain't gonna beat her for good. You can try to put up a fight, but she’s got a spirit tougher than ol' longhorn that keeps her comin' back like a bad penny.
She’s dyin’ to get her arms ‘round you and plant a few kisses, while you’re just tryin’ to keep your skin in one piece.
I’m wishin’ the best of luck to any of y’all brave enough to give it a go.
Big thanks to Madwriter Games for cookin' up such a funny ride—had me hollerin' with laughter the whole way through.
:3
One last trail warnin’: this here's for the grown-ups on account of the salty language. It sure ain't for the little young'uns!
I’m spendin’ way too much time with Sandy Cheeks down in Bikini Bottom.
And I’ll tell ya what for this game:
>Me surprisingly likey!
(^_^)d
