
How To Grow a Black Hole is about... well... how to grow a black hole. Manage your black hole, feed it to gain mass, and prevent catastrophic collapses. Compete globally or against your friends to achieve the biggest black hole. Maybe you'll be #1.
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How To Grow a Black Hole is a chill incremental game about feeding, upgrading, researching, and barely controlling the most dangerous cosmic object imaginable.
Start small, feed your black hole, increase its mass, unlock new ways to grow, and push the numbers higher and higher until everything starts getting completely unreasonable. Just make sure things do not spiral too far out of control, because catastrophic collapses are very much part of the experience.
It is not a hardcore astrophysics simulator. It is a weird, satisfying, slightly stupid game about turning a tiny gravitational problem into an enormous one on purpose.
A little absurd. A little terrifying. Oddly hard to stop playing.
Feed your black hole and watch its mass climb.
Unlock upgrades that let you feed it faster, grow it larger, and push the numbers into ridiculous territory.
Research new systems to automate growth, improve efficiency, and keep the chaos moving.
Prevent catastrophic collapses when your black hole becomes a little too unstable.
Compare your black hole’s size and mass to real-world objects, which starts out interesting and gets unsettling fast.
Unlock bite-sized black hole facts, including why even a tiny one would be an unbelievable health hazard.
Compete globally or against friends to see who can grow the biggest black hole.
Hi, I’m Noah. I made this game in my free time because black holes are genuinely insane, and the idea of raising one like the world’s worst cosmic pet sounded too fun not to make.
I love games with giant numbers, satisfying progression, and simple ideas that slowly get out of hand. This started as one of those ideas that would not leave my brain alone, so I turned it into a real game.
I’m also hoping this project helps support the bigger and more ambitious games I want to make in the future. So by playing it, you are not just feeding a black hole. You are also helping me keep making games.
If you like incremental games, upgrades, research trees, leaderboards, cosmic horror treated a little too casually, and numbers that eventually stop feeling reasonable, this is probably for you.
If you are looking for strict realism and perfectly accurate astrophysics, this probably is not that. It is inspired by real black hole concepts, but mostly it is about making a cosmic problem worse because it feels good to watch the number go up.
How To Grow a Black Hole is a chill incremental game about feeding a black hole, keeping it stable, and trying to grow it bigger than everyone else’s. It is simple, strange, satisfying, and built around one important question:
How big can you make it before everything goes wrong?
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I am not sure it is worth four bucks. The game lacks explanation of zillion parameters that you upgrade; you get that they are somewhat different, but eventually just raise them all evenly and keep the feeding sources moderately upgraded to provide the "below threshold" level. I still scientifically do not get why the black hole collapses; but hell with that, just do not overfeed it :). Once you get this trick, the game just plays itself. This is a very raw skeleton of a potentially interesting game.
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Languages: English, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Hindi, French
Hours played at review time, across 141 reviews with recorded playtime.
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I want to start by saying that this game is great, I have got a lot of hours in it, I believe the contents are unique, enjoyable, and are fun to play around with. They may not be strictly "accurate" to black holes but that's not an issue lmao. It adds a form of balance which is fun to have in an idle game. I do not believe that the game was made using any form of gen ai, or using ai assisted coding. I basically read through the entirety of the discord server's messages to figure out what people were saying in a place where it would be less likely to be seen. The dev has used gen ai in the past for various things, as I'm sure a lot of people have, and ai assisted coding isn't necessarily a bad thing either way. It sucks to see so many allegations with separated evidence from the actual point at hand. If this game was coded with the assistance of ai, I think it should be disclosed. I do not believe it actually was though. I'm not against the idea of buying a game that was ai assisted, as long as I know that fact before purchasing. image/video models should not be used in creative spaces, and the dev has said this as well, but there is no proof that any of that was used here other than "gen ai has been used by the devs in the past". The fact that their portfolio was done using ai feels like it's a cheap way to try and sell yourself in a creative space. A portfolio should be hand made, cause these things take effort. Anyone trying to convince you not to get this game cause "it's ai" is being way too simple about it all. Make your own decisions. It's a good game by a solo dev, that's about it.
i dont think that the UI is made by AI, nor the game itself. the thumbs down is only because i dont like it.
After 50 hours, this game has been so much fun. It is unique to other idle games in the way it requires strategy. If you want your black hole to grow while idle, you better make sure there's no way your feeds will make it collapse. This gives you options: do you want to farm collapses to permanently strengthen your stats? You can set that up by turning on auto-buy and auto-collapse. Do you want to really grow and move up the leaderboard? There will be trial and error, but you'll figure it out. Overall, the game is a 10/10. Visuals are great and props to the developer for being so active with the community through the discord. I'm glad knowing the dev is keeping up with the feedback and working on making the game even better. How to Grow a Black Hole has been a breath of fresh air for me; I normally play competitive fps, but it's nice to have a game I can play that's not so stressful for once! Thanks Noah, great job and keep it up!
do not alt-tab this game on a Strix Halo - 8060s AMD hardware - it crashes all the time. (this kills the driver, hence kills the AI work !)
visual clutter everywhere, keeps crashing on launch. spend your money elsewhere.
There's very little actual game here beyond clicking boxes and watching a mediocre black hole animation slowly get bigger. Tedious.
Annoying to play.
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