Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour

Quinta. 11 de Janeiro de 2024. 14:20 da tarde. Resolvi instalar e jogar Hentai Shooter 2 pelo desapego a qualquer conceito de humanidade que eu possua. Nesse ponto, eu não estou sequer tentando mais. Porém, o jogo me levantou algumas questões filosóficas... e eu estou tentado a chegar na conclusão de que Hentai Shooter 2 nada mais é do que o Dark Souls dos jogos de hentai modernos. Veja bem: você é arremessado no mundo do jogo, sem nenhum tipo de explicação. Onde o protagonista se encaixa na lore de World Tour criada pelo KuKo? Qual o motivo da existencia desses mundos que envolvem várias garotas peitudas de anime? Assim como em Dark Souls, nada é explicado. Porém, existem segredos a serem coletados no mapa, que talvez expliquem isso. Ou não. Assim como em Dark Souls onde a lógica das coisa existe basicamente dentro do fandom do jogo que cria teorias em cima de teorias em cima de teorias em cantos obscuros do Reddit. Existem grupos de lore de Hentai Shooter 2? Não sei. Nem quero saber. Seguindo o raciocínio, a otimização do jogo é muito semelhante a Dark Souls no que diz respeito a ser um jogo antigo simplesmente rodando mal em computadores com 500% de requisitos a mais que o necessário. Isso, assim como em Dark Souls, adciona um charme ao jogo. Quando o jogo simplesmente vai cair de 60 para 15fps sem nenhuma explicação aparente a princípio? Quando muitas garotas estão juntas, ou em segmentos especificos do cenário, como se tivesse um tipo de Blighttown particular dentro de Hentai Shooter 2, porém sem ser um pântano infestado de inimigos peçonhentos, mas sim um campo aberto. Também igualmente como em Dark Souls, o balanceamento de Hentai Shooter 2 é horrível. Certos itens, peças e power-ups de inicio de jogo são simplesmente melhores que outros, e isso nunca é explicitado ao player - cabe a ele descobrir na raça. Git gud. Dark Souls é um jogo, no fim das contas, linear - mas que possibilita algumas alterações de percurso: você prefere iniciar o jogo indo para Blighttown e bater no sino de lá antes de subir em Undead Burg? Vai em frente. No fim, você precisa de ambos para abrir as portas de Sen's Fortress. E em Hentai Shooter 2? Você pode conquistar a glória iniciando pelo antigo Egito, porem, nada te impede de jogar a em New York - ademais, você precisa jogar ambas, e passar pelas portas e derrotar os inimigos, para poder seguir ao próximo nível. "Todos os caminhos levam à Roma", como diz o ditado. Assim como Dark Souls é uma derivação de Demon's Souls, Hentai Shooter 2 é uma derivação de Doom. Os principais elementos dos dois jogos estão em seus antecessores também. E os seus antecessores possuem uma certa mística que eles podem tentar - e ambos são famosos - mas nunca conseguirão. Finalizando, se em Dark Souls nós podemos considerar como fim de jogo a derrota de Gwyn, independente de bosses opcionais ou desdobramentos dentro de alguns cenários, em Hentai Shooter 2 eu considerei a experiência terminada no momento em que comecei o jogo. E simplesmente não tenho condições psicológicas de jogar em outros modos além disso. Vida que segue. Nota geral: 0,17/10, espero ansiosamente a sequência.

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This game is good if you hate yourself

Goated

[h1]Overview:[/h1] '[i]Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour[/i]' is a first person shooter that [i]supposedly[/i] takes the player through different parts of the world as they fight badly rendered 2D girls. Why I italicized "supposedly" is because it doesn't appear that you'll be able to play the game to full completion due to a very simple yet game breaking issue to which I'll get to in a bit. I've played plenty of games like this and hell have plenty more to experience but this was by far one of the most disappointing ones for many reasons and that says a [b]lot[/b] considering the type of game this is. [h1]Gameplay:[/h1] The screenshots and video on the store page seem promising at first with different enemies, weapons and settings being showcased suggesting that you have a whole game ahead of you (whether or not it's actually good). However, you'll soon find out that you most likely won't get to experience 99% of the game because the first level is impossible to beat. That's right, the [b]very first level[/b] is unbeatable due to a stupidly overlooked flaw where the door to the next level is blocked by cacti. This is where I assume you're expected to destroy the obstacles blocking the door but the developer failed to program a way to actually do this thus forcing the player into limbo not even 2 minutes into the game. Even the video on the store page depicts that you [i]can[/i] in fact destroy objects in your way but in actual reality, this isn't possible. What a joke. Trust me, I had little to no expectations for this game but I can't even comprehend how dense and brain dead one has to be to not have noticed a game breaking problem like this. That's not to say I was excited to play the rest of the game anyways because honestly I'd rather play crappy mobile games that stick ads in your face 90% of the time but to think '[i]Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour[/i]' did an even worse job than games such as those, now [i]that's[/i] an achievement in itself. But I digress, in the [b]one[/b] level you [i]can[/i] play, it at least gave me something to do despite it only taking about a minute. Basically you're thrown into an Egyptian looking setting and given an ankh weapon which you use to shoot and take out 4 girls and that's about it. The level itself is full of ammunition, scarab beetles which I have no idea what they do and cacti that act as obstacles. These infamous entities are the root cause of why the game is impossible to beat. The end of the level is a door surrounded by 6 cacti negating any entry to the next level indefinitely because there isn't a way to destroy them. I tried shooting the cacti with my ankh but that didn't do anything and even tested quite literally every single key on the keyboard and nothing helped. So I've come to the conclusion that these cacti are impossible to destroy which leads me to believe the game is unbeatable. To overlook a flaw this simple is beyond me and even for a game of this quality, even I'd have expected better from the developer. [h1]Controls:[/h1] It's the year 2019 and control schemes in first person shooters are pretty straight forward give or take. But for some reason the developer thought it would be a good idea to incorporate what I like to call "tank" controls, meaning the primary controls consist of moving either forward or back and steering with the left and right keys. There's no feasible way to strafe left and right unless you also take into account the "Q" and "E key which allows the player to strafe. Now I don't need to explain just how uncomfortable and unconventional it is to use "WASD" on top of "Q" and "E" with a single hand just to move. You have an entire mouse which it's literal purpose in most games is to look around but in '[i]Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour[/i]', it's completely disregarded. You don't even use it to shoot, instead it's the "CTRL" key. I've played a lot of horrible games but I've never seen a game with such diabolical controls. The settings also don't help as there are no control settings at all telling you what keys do what. Maybe the game was so embarrassed at it's control scheme that it couldn't possibly show it to the general public. But all things considered, I'd be embarrassed to quite frankly. [h1]Graphics:[/h1] These types of games can honestly look pretty decent if done well. '[i]Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour[/i]' clearly doesn't nor did it take much inspiration from games of the same kind but seeing as the developer couldn't even be bothered to make the game remotely playable, I can't say I'm too surprised. Since I could only really witness the first level (which didn't look great) I'll be as open as possible by judging the game's visuals based off what I see on the store page. Alas, none of the screenshots or clips look half decent and the backgrounds are either poorly drawn buildings or images ripped straight off the web pixelated beyond comprehension. Not only that but why are both you and the enemies gigantic compared to everything else? The proportions in the game are just as inconsistent as the graphical quality throughout the game and even the death animation for some of the enemies are bugged. There was 0 care that went into every single aspect of this game and it shows. [h1]Audio:[/h1] Just as bad as everything else which is surprising as typically the sounds and music require the least amount of effort. Generic royalty music on top of bottom-of-the-barrel sound effects perfectly pair with the below sub-par gameplay and is a match made in heaven (or in this case hell). The audio settings despite having multiple volume meters all look the same and don't tell the player what each represent. I had to experiment with them myself and even with that, it doesn't affect the actual game, just the menu. What's the point of having audio settings if it doesn't even get applied properly? [h1]Conclusion/TL;DR:[/h1] '[i]Hentai Shooter 2: World Tour[/i]' is a terribly made first person shooter that is unbeatable within the first level due to an overlooked fault on the developer's end. The door to the next level is blocked by obstacles that cannot be destroyed by any means despite the video on the store page suggesting so. Controls are also extremely bad with strafing being assigned to the "Q" and "E" keys instead of the more well known "A" and "D" keys. Key mapping along with any general control settings do not exist and frankly this game also shouldn't. Save your chump change unless you want to use it towards killing 4 girls in the first level of this game then getting stuck in limbo for the rest of your stay.

Harder than it looks just like my ♥♥♥♥ when playing it

Pros: +Graphics are unreal +Great sound acting +It has better plot than Twilight series Cons: -I lost my virginity to this game and due to that I got alcoholism in exchange

So happy my dumb ass friends got me this.

GOTY

Steam, dia 25 de julho de 2024 Dez e meia da noite Aqui estou mais uma vez Recebendo presentes de pessoas sem caráteres Você não sabe como é aceitar essa coisa de presente Movimentação mais dura que pau de tarado Até porque é um jogo de tarado Não consigo nem atirar nesse negócio E olha que tem shooter nesse troço Aceitando de bom grado pra não ofender Mas no fundo querendo morrer Ele sabia que eu não queria e ainda assim fez E outros terão sua vez O clima tá quente, mas o pc esfriou É tão ruim que nem a cpu tentou Sim, isso é uma referência a racionais Mas 7 minutos de música é de mais Então termino essa rima dizendo "É ruim de mais"