
This will be one of the worst games you'll have to endure. Are you brave enough to walk down that path?
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For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.
A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady.
To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?
Jumping!
The potential of savable content!
A wide cast of characters you'll rarely get to see!
Optimized for speedrunners!
An active announcer that shouts over your gameplay!
This isn't for you.
Absolutely NO options!
Something like music!
At least one hot lady!
This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have photosensitive epilepsy or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Finally, the answer to male loneliness. A magical adventure full of mirth and whimsy and not at all challenging. easy even. especially the sumo parts. i beat them every day to relax and see hot lady again. a true beauty, stunning. a fitting reward for the eyes.
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Abraham Lincoln and his dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ address. 10/10 would play again
This game is a whole acid trip. It can be easily described by one quote, "Random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go!!!!" 10/10 would play again, not for the Lady, but for the experience.
3 hours to see hot lady for one dollar, I am now a changed man, shout out to homophobic and gay dacula
[h2] Made me want to end my life [/h2]
♥♥♥♥ the sumo and his retarded insta kill
my friend Keva'i is the reason I and 3 other people have beat this game to see hot lady, it is the game of all time. thank you Keva'i game dev be sure to thank Keva'i he got you around $5
Not for the faint of heart.
Robust options menu. Intuitive UI. Widely known and loved dev team. And a hot lady at the end. This game is worth playin'. (thats how the kids say playing in a fun hip way.)
you can pet the dog
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Audience
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