Help! I am REALLY horny!

If you like the game like I do, you probably think it's cool too. Three things I like in games in general. - When a game surprises in various humorous ways. Well, this game absolutely did that, but I wouldn't spoil anything. - When a game lets you interact with a lot of things in the game world. Like if you hit a big cardboard dinosaur in the game, you crawl up and sit on it like you're a cowboy. - When a game have arcade machines in it. I grew up pumping coins into arcade machines, so I think it's the reason why I always love seeing them in games. I always check right away if I can play the arcade machines, and I always get really disappointment when I can't. But the arcade machines work in this game, which made me happy.

This is so weird, but also really funny! I don't think I have seen anything quite like it before, so it's really hard to describe. But I definitely had a good time. :D

hony e.e

《Help! I am REALLY horny!》是一款偏概念向的成人游戏，玩家将在以JB脸代指男性，鲍鱼脸代指女性的诡异卡通世界中完成各种不同类型的小游戏，在各种不同的情况下做出自己的选择。游戏并无人民群众喜闻乐见的本质福利，画风也并不能被大众接受，但这种只可意会的模式也确实颇为新鲜。 由于游戏无中文，文本量还不算小，阅读难度不算小。游戏之初，玩家便要从男女性别中选择其一进行游戏，男性会甩动脸上的JB攻击，女性则会甩动NZ，场面一度诡异。游戏过程包括有精子赛跑、解谜、动作等诸多元素，H的内容基本仅仅停留在文字层面，但可选择性很强，人物、态度等都颇为全面，若是作为实验性的概念作，本作还是有其可取之处，但是若仅仅冲着成人的标签而来，本作果然还是会令人失望。 以上测评仅供参考，只代表个人意见 [code]欢迎参观我的： [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/33626600]奸商评测[/url] 喜欢这篇评论，可顺手点个赞，让更多人方便看到。[/code]

A tonally dissonant game that veers into both gross-out shock and Very Special Episode lessons, you find yourself unable to concentrate on a time sensitive task because of your unsatisfied libido. So, controlling the animated avatar of your genitals, you strike out into the world to have yourself some sex which obviously means some puzzle solving and mini-games and that sort of thing. From there, despite multiple people to hook up with and multiple ways to go about it, the game gets rather railroady with every partnering ending... unsatisfactory... to bring you to the Big Lesson And Talk at the end. But, by that point, you've already been expected to do enough juvenile gross nonsense that any message is lost. I wasn't even so much offended by the actions, I just don't need it to end with the developers turning a chair around to sit in it backwards and say "Ok, so lets have a talk about sex..." The game isn't a total loss: the animation is usually well done, the stage set aesthetic is cute, there's a lot of environmental interaction and some of the situations are amusing. But then it suffers from tedious elements like getting constantly knocked around by NPCs and most of the "bad" endings are just "Then you get beaten up" which lacks in creativity after a few instances. The final product is only occasionally fun and the messaging is so muddled that I can't really recommend someone spend time or money on this one.

While it is commendable for a game to explore the narrative space of interactive media, the superficial gameplay and offbeat storyline ultimately failed to turn me on. However, the experience stuck with me and touched upon some taboos that I rarely have the opportunity to confront. The style is fun and the handling of the subject matter strikes a unique mix of respectful and provocative tones. If you want to explore your own preconceptions about sex, this game will deliver a diverse and uninhibited setting for reflection. Edit: After mulling over the experience, I am now recommending the game - as long as you don't expect a deep and involved gaming experience, this rough piece of interactive storytelling has a unique and worthwhile message to share with the world.

Help! I am REALLY hooked! I have so much fun playing this game. The idea is really original and is executed well. The style is fun and light, and the characters are really cool and quirky. The humour is right up my alley. The game also has the ability to make you reflect about your own life and approach to sex, which I didn't expect from a game like this, but it is a cool side effect. Worth playing!

I'm a lady in my 60s who usually play Heroes of Might and Magic, so this game was a little untraditional for me. But it made me laugh!

내용은 섹드립인데 딱봐도 야겜아님 이거.. 게임방식이 움직이면서 선택지 고르는거라 영어는 필수입니다 움직이는것도 지겹고... 저는 별로

Helped!